The Dugout
By Nick - 10-3-06
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**Online Host** You have entered MetsPracticeChat
CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Alright guys, I obviously don't need to tell you how important this week is. If anything I don't want you guys to get taken aback by the whole situation. Just relax and do what you came here to do.
Vote4Pedro: Yeah listen to coach you guys. My intensity was my downfall and now you guys are pretty screwed since Trachsel can't tell his ERA from his social security number.
CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Heyy did somebody say warmups? Everybody likes a good warmup. Give me a lap, boys.
**Online Host** Circling the perimeter of the field
BeltranAway: You all set for the game tomorrow, Orlando?
OrlandofTheFree: You kidding I'm the master of the playoffs. I've been doing this gig since you were experimenting with apple juice.
BeltranAway: Wow. How old are you?
OrlandofTheFree: 40.
OrlandofTheFree: /breaks calf
OrlandofTheFree: ohhhh gaahhhhhhh
**Online Host** Back at home plate
Vote4Pedro: Oh no, coach! It looks like
CoachRandolphAllTheFans: SHHH! Are you crazy?! Don't you remember what happened last time?
Vote4Pedro: Last time what?
CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Last time we needed a pitcher.
**Online Host** A loud crash is heard from a distance
CoachRandolphAllTheFans: /cringes
Vote4Pedro: Ohhhh crap you messed up bad coach.
**Online Host** Strong, timely vibrations are visible on the water surface of a small cup
**Online Host** LimaBeans has entered the chat room
LimaBeans: HEY LOOKS LIKE PLAYOFFS NEEDA LIL LIMA BABY
LimaBeans: /attempts knucklecurve
**Online Host** The Mets are one game from elimination
CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Noooo! All our hard work! I've never seen anything like this we've got to do something quick.
LimaBeans: ERYBODY GET UP ON IS BEAT GOTTA DANCE EYYYYYY WOP BAP BAP
