The Dugout
By Nick - 9-5-06
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**Online Host** Last time on The Dugout

fLORIdA: You really think you guys have a shot at anything this year? I'll tell you what...if you don't come in last place in the NL East this year I'll write a song about you guys and sing it.
MeTrain: brotha back ya stank up before i slap it backwards

ya on
  **Online Host** We now bring you the second installment of the two part series Florida Marlins: Fiddle of Gold Against Their Souls
CabreraNoIII: /pops champagne cork

Time to celebrate, fellas!
MeTrain: yee bust out that bubbley an get me a cuppy im bout ta get my drank on
CabreraNoIII: Here you go, D-Train! Couldn't have done it without you buddy.
MeTrain: aint nothin son just doin what fish do best

smashin my spear nose through they grills
CabreraNoII: You too, Hanley. That inside the park homerun was a great way to wrap up this season. I can't wait to see what type of player you develop into. Give me five, man!
HanleyRamirez: less palm more dom
TotallyStokes: Hey guys, we forgot the guest of honor! I'll invite him in.
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fLORIdA: fLORIdA has entered LoserChat849
MeTrain: jokes on you muppet mask now how bout you bust out that harmonica im in a mood for some jams sucka
fLORIda: Oh, you don't mean...that was just a joke you guys I mean you didn't actually think
CabreraNoIII: In your dreams, Jeff. We had a deal. Let's hear it.
TotallyStokes: Ooooo man this is gonna be good.
fLORIdA: This is ridiculous....
fLORIdA: Oooo the Marlins.
Inferior and small.
Just when you think they're dead.
They play almost .500 ball.

They play like bums.
They are all thumbs.
And I can't wait to leave!

OOOH! The Marlins!
Submissive and obsolete.
Should be in the minors.
So their paychecks I'll deplete.
TotallyStokes: Well that was actually a lot better than I was expecting.
MeTrain: you call that a rhyme i oughta take yo ass back ta busta school gimme dat mic
MeTrain: my boys rebellious
make yo moms jealous
we know yo trash wack
so no need a tell us

keepin shiz tight on a south side
bitches abide rollin in muh sweet ride
knife to the throat thats how nats died
i like my pools wet and my chicken fried

so toss up ya gloves if ya down wit fish
erybody groove to the sound like this
so keep it real if you down with the fish
cuz ima keep on rockin this bitch
TotallyStokes: Hell yeah!
HanleyDavidson: shyee keep that shit tight son
MeTrain: word
fLORIdA: Can I leave now?
MeTrain: yee and dont come back this are team now y'heard
fLORIdA: You're crazy if you think you've heard the last of me, ladies. We'll see how you do next year.
  **Online Host** fLORIdA has left the chat room
MeTrain: brotha betta get some skillz by then