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HandleOfJD: Alright, Mr. uh... let's see here... McDougal! What do you think makes you qualified to be the manager of the Texas Rangers? |
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HammerinHal: well i'm a big fan of the game. i probably watch a baseball game every day. |
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EcoTomHicks: /visibly tortured anything else? |
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HammerinHal: well i don't wanna brag but i used to play ball back in my day. |
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EcoTomHicks: funny i don't remember ever seing you |
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HandleOfJD: Patience... What level did you play at? |
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HammerinHal: i was the starting first baseman for james banks jv team. i got kind of wrapped up in computers in college, but when i showed up to quad with my mitt heads turned. i think people remembered me. |
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EcoTomHicks: yeah, but you bare an uncanny resemblance to joe morgan so it could have just been that. |
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HammerinHal: 'scuse me? |
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HandleOfJD: Hrm! Uh, thanks for coming in, Mr. McDougal. We'll be contacting you shortly. |
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EcoTomHicks: yeah see you doogz. |
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HandleOfJD: What was that all about? Do you want to just chase off every person that comes in here? |
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EcoTomHicks: are you serious? you really thought that guy was going to be the new manager? |
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HandleOfJD: Maybe not, but your attitude certainly isn't helping. What was wrong with the guy before him? |
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EcoTomHicks: he was wearing a mariners shirt! |
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HandleOfJD: So what? Just because he's a Mariners fan he can't coach a team in the same division? |
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EcoTomHicks: that's not my point. the guy was clearly an idiot. |
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HandleOfJD: How, pray tell, do you know that? |
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EcoTomHicks: well, for starters, he thought i was tom arnold. secondly, we had to stop the interview several times so he could stop laughing every time we said "but". |
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EcoTomHicks: i'm tired and i need a drink. the next guy that walks into this room is getting the job and that's final. |
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HandleOfJD: Well, let's take a look. |
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MrSmith00: Hey there, fellas! |
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HandleOfJD: Good afternoon, Mr. Smith I presume? |
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MrSmith00: You betcha! I'm the guy yer lookin' for! |
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EcoTomHicks: oh yeah? why's that? |
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MrSmith00: Well I've got all sorts of experience. Lessee, this'll be my eleventh yer in the bigs. |
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HandleOfJD: Oh! Well where were you working? |
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MrSmith00: The texaahhhhhh haha that's a funny joke ther. Back to the question, I worked fer the Diamondbacks and Yankees. |
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HandleOfJD: Well, I'm sold. What do you think, Tom? |
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EcoTomHicks: i'm not too big on the old man stink, but screw it he'll do |
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MrSmith00: YEEEE HAWWWWW!! /disguise falls off |
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ShowalterTheDoor: Dagnabit! |
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HandleOfJD: Mr. Showalter! For shame! |
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EcoTomHicks: screw it i already started drinking. we're keeping him. |
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ShowalterTheDoor: YIIIPOOWWWW!!! |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: Uh, can I still have the job? |
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HandleOfJD: Shit no. |
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