The Dugout

By Nick
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Canonball: Thanks for helping me, guys. I guess since Melky Cabrera hates all you guys I'm the only decent prospect in the entire Yankees farm system.
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: No problem, buddy. We're family here. Well, not really like family. That's pretty illegal.
Canonball: Yeah about that you guys don't think I'm
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: NO! Ahem no no no. Sorry if we
Canonball: Oh no I was just wondering because you guys are always
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Oh yeah I know I know, totally understandable. Totally understandable.
Canonball: So we're cool, right?
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Yeah! Definitely. We're cool.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: fastball farnsworth bustin up your awkward party.
Canonball: Hey Kyle. I've been soaking in some advice lately to help me
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: advice number one strike out ortizinator
Canonball: Uh I'm not a pitcher.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: advice number 1337 when i flex my mu><les you gather the bitchez
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Hey did you want to go and get a cup of coffee sometime?
homosexual_rod: I DON CURR WHAT THAT CRAZY COSULAR SED THIS DOSANT FEEL RIGHT
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