The Dugout

By Nick
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ClementShoes: Man, what's gotten into Keith lately? He doesn't seem to be himself.
OrtizItThisOne: Now that you mention it he does seem to be acting kind of funny.
ClementShoes: Yeah, and not funny in a "ha ha" way. Funny in a disturbing sort of way.
QueerAsFoulke: i pway da bazz baw game
QueerAsFoulke:

/drives nail through thumb
  **Online Host** QueerAsFoulke has lost consciousness from blood loss
FranconaBun: This is getting ridiculous. Last week he locked himself in a locker and ate a bag of fertilizer.
MannyTheTorpedoes: yah i was savin that mang what the ef
TheoElDio: Well he's certainly in no condition to close out our ballgames. What else we got?
FranconaBun: Well Mike Timlin wrapped up the ninth for us for a little while last year. How's the wing treating you, Tim?
StompinInTimlins: HAH? WHA?
FranconaBun: Ah, you'll have to excuse him. His hearing gets a little fuzzy when it rains.

HEY TIM? TIM! TIM? TIM!
StompinInTimlins: HAH? HOOSHAT? WUSHDAT NOW?
TheoElDio: Wow. Well, uh, have you considered anyone a little younger? Maybe try dipping into the rookies? You know I'm quite proud of my 2003 draft class.
FranconaBun: But these guys make more than those guys. I thought....wait can you explain this to me one more time?
TheoElDio: Here, try this guy. The fans here have been waiting for him to get his big chance.
  *Online Host* KingOfPap has entered the chat room
KingOfPap: hi
FranconaBun: Uh, hey there.
KingOfPap: so uh shuld i put my stuff here on the ground over here is that k?
FranconaBun: Uh, if you want to, sure. You've got a locker over there if you want to use that instead.
KingOfPap: o
TaterTrot: Hey who's the new guy? YOU WANNA ARM WRESTLE LETS DO IT LETS SEE WHOS MORE OF A MAN
KingOfPap: AHHH! nty...
CowboyCurtS: Hey! Easy guys! Don't you remember what it was like being a rookie?
StompinInTimlins: HAH? DIDJOO SHAY WOOKIES? I HATE DEM WOOKIES. ALWAYS UP TA NO GOOD. YOU A WOOKIE BOY?
CowboyCurtS: Try not to let him get in your head. It's what happened to the last closer we had.
KingOfPap: k
CowboyCurtS: Well, kid, everyone's watching. Show us what you got.
KingOfPap: o rite now?
OrtizItThisOne: Yeah. Let's see it.
KingOfPap: alrite here goes
  *Online Host* KingOfPap has converted 9 saves in as many attempts without allowing a run
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