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ClementShoes: Man, what's gotten into Keith lately? He doesn't seem to be himself. |
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OrtizItThisOne: Now that you mention it he does seem to be acting kind of funny. |
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ClementShoes: Yeah, and not funny in a "ha ha" way. Funny in a disturbing sort of way. |
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QueerAsFoulke: i pway da bazz baw game |
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QueerAsFoulke:
/drives nail through thumb |
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**Online Host** QueerAsFoulke has lost consciousness from blood loss |
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FranconaBun: This is getting ridiculous. Last week he locked himself in a locker and ate a bag of fertilizer. |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: yah i was savin that mang what the ef |
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TheoElDio: Well he's certainly in no condition to close out our ballgames. What else we got? |
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FranconaBun: Well Mike Timlin wrapped up the ninth for us for a little while last year. How's the wing treating you, Tim? |
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StompinInTimlins: HAH? WHA? |
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FranconaBun: Ah, you'll have to excuse him. His hearing gets a little fuzzy when it rains.
HEY TIM? TIM! TIM? TIM! |
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StompinInTimlins: HAH? HOOSHAT? WUSHDAT NOW? |
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TheoElDio: Wow. Well, uh, have you considered anyone a little younger? Maybe try dipping into the rookies? You know I'm quite proud of my 2003 draft class. |
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FranconaBun: But these guys make more than those guys. I thought....wait can you explain this to me one more time? |
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TheoElDio: Here, try this guy. The fans here have been waiting for him to get his big chance. |
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*Online Host* KingOfPap has entered the chat room |
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KingOfPap: hi |
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FranconaBun: Uh, hey there. |
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KingOfPap: so uh shuld i put my stuff here on the ground over here is that k? |
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FranconaBun: Uh, if you want to, sure. You've got a locker over there if you want to use that instead. |
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KingOfPap: o |
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TaterTrot: Hey who's the new guy? YOU WANNA ARM WRESTLE LETS DO IT LETS SEE WHOS MORE OF A MAN |
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KingOfPap: AHHH! nty... |
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CowboyCurtS: Hey! Easy guys! Don't you remember what it was like being a rookie? |
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StompinInTimlins: HAH? DIDJOO SHAY WOOKIES? I HATE DEM WOOKIES. ALWAYS UP TA NO GOOD. YOU A WOOKIE BOY? |
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CowboyCurtS: Try not to let him get in your head. It's what happened to the last closer we had. |
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KingOfPap: k |
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CowboyCurtS: Well, kid, everyone's watching. Show us what you got. |
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KingOfPap: o rite now? |
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OrtizItThisOne: Yeah. Let's see it. |
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KingOfPap: alrite here goes |
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*Online Host* KingOfPap has converted 9 saves in as many attempts without allowing a run |
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