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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: make with the green before the faggot patrol catches me on enemy lines
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JuDey: Well, I guess this will be worth it. I heard you're the best, and I've got to get ready for Tampa Bay being in town this week. I'm not to be made a fool again! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yeah that makes sense because once you're made a fool you is a fool for life. hey where's that ortiz guy i heard he can intake pizza bytes like a machine. |
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JuDey: Uh, I don't know. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: forget it he's probably hibernating for the night or something. alright the first step to becoming a badass mothatrucka like moi is establishing your right hook. let me see what you got rocky the movie. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wow i'm surprised his head stayed on after your crippling pussywillow swipe of death. this is what romping some baseball ass is all about. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: all in a day's work my most loyal and intelligent fans. |
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JuDey: Wow! I don't know if I'll ever be able to do that! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you do seem to be lacking in the guns n buns department but that's probably a good thing. you'd probably end up getting real friendly with these two fruitcakes i know. |
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JuDey: So where do I start? Should I be doing pushups or something? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: sorry small fry first lesson's over i gotta get my ass back home to make sure johnny damon doesn't get idiot all over my psp. your next lesson is in 13 days when i walk into boston and smack the goofy out of your busted ass. my contract is loaded with beating the shit out of red sox incentives and by the looks of it i'm gonna have me some new bling. |
