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HurdleWax: Can anyone fill me in on where we play baseball? |
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BarmesAway: denver colorado |
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HurdleWax: And that puts us how far above sealevel? |
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BarmesAway: one mile according to the broncos sir |
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HurdleWax: That's right. So can anyone explain to me how we FINISHED 10TH IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE IN HOMERUNS LAST YEAR EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE ZERO AIR RESISTANCE?!?!?! |
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BarmesAway: dont look at me i was having a great year until elmer fudd tricked me into carrying an entire deer up 4 flights of stairs |
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Helboy: Whoa, wait a minute? You're blaming this team's failure on me? I'm the franchise player here right now. |
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HurdleWax: Clint, what are the fans coming to our games to see? |
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BarmesAway: taters sir and lots of em |
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Helboy: Wait just a minute that's not necessarily tr |
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HurdleWax: Right. And how many homeruns did you hit last year, slugger? |
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Helboy: 20. What's wrong with that? |
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HurdleWax: Ooooo! 20! Ooooo! |
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BarmesAway: oOoOoOoOo!!!!!! |
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YumYums: I give up that many homeruns in a game! |
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HurdleWax: You'd shutup if you knew what was good for you.
My point is that this team needs more seed power. Fellas, meet Rod Johnson. |
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Samurod: AWWW! I was...ooo! I felt that one! |
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Helboy: I should have played in Japan. |
