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**Online Host** Welcome to RangersSpringTrainingChat! |
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OldLOL: IIIIII don wanna work. |
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OldLOL: I jus wanna type in this chat all day. |
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ShowalterTheDoor: Roger, why did ya come here if yer gonna retare? |
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OldLOL: Maybe I wasn't clear enough. |
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OldLOL: IIIII don wanna play. |
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OldLOL: I jus wanna sit in a chatroom all day. |
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ShowalterTheDoor: You know, I thought it was a hoot when you stuck it t'Houston with this "I retare, oopsa doodle no I don't" business, but I have to say that this is downright ridiculous! |
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OldLOL: I still don't know what you guys are talking about. It's the offseason and I'm an over-40 free agent. Aren't I supposed to be talking to clubs to see whether or not I want to stick with the game? |
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ShowalterTheDoor: You showed up here without tellin anyone b'forehand, then told most the entare staff that yer gonna retare, then called me in here b'cause ya had somethin 'portant t'tell me. |
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OldLOL: Well, I do have something important to tell you. |
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ShowalterTheDoor: Well, what is it? |
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OldLOL: I'm retiring. |
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ShowalterTheDoor: Alright, well at least now we know yer done. That wasn't so hard now was it? |
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OldLOL: Yeah, I'm thinking I'll retire for my usual 3 months which would bring me back just in time for the All Star Game. |
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ShowalterTheDoor: Aw god damnit! |
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OldLOL: Yeah! That way I could solely be an All Star Game pitcher. |
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ShowalterTheDoor: But ya got croaked in the All Star Game last year. The only reason ya got the nod was b'cause everyone thought ya were retarin. |
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OldLOL: Exactly! And they'll continue to think that until I'm dead! Hahaha the system works! |
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**Online Host** OldLOL has been incapacitated by a chloroform soaked rag |
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WoodMill: I'm sorry, coach. I just couldn't stand that much longer. |
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ShowalterTheDoor: Heh haaa, it's alright, Kevin. If you hadn't'a done that I probly woulda given 'em one 'cross the nose. |
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WoodMill: So now that I'm on the Rangers you're going to to vote for me to start the All Star Game, right? |
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ShowalterTheDoor: Yer not gonna press that cloth against m'face if I say "no", are ya? |
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WoodMill: No, of course not. |
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ShowalterTheDoor: No. |
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WoodMill: /caps old man |
