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BrandonWebbNude: I wonder what the Grapefruit League is like. |
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HangingChad: I don't know what you mean. I'm sure it's just like our Cactus League except with different teams. |
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BrandonWebbNude: Look around you, man! Don't be so naive! Look at how lopsided the talent pool is. |
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HangingChad: The Chicago White Sox won the World Series last year. |
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BrandonWebbNude: Do you really think two teams were legitimately able to break real live curses in consecutive years? A ploy to draw your attention away from the truth. |
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HangingChad: The...truth? |
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BrandonWebbNude: Yeah, man! Didn't you ever wonder how we put an end to the Yankees' dynasty and then turned into one of the worst teams ever to play in the MLB? |
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MiguelRodriguez: Every day of my life. |
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HangingChad: You're right. It's got to be that Grapefruit League. Maybe they're doing steroids or something. |
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MiguelRodriguez: We do that too. |
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HangingChad: Oh yeah. |
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BrandonWebbNude: There's definitely something going on there. Something bigger than all of us. The East Coast should be sleeping at this hour, so let's sneak over. |
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HangingChad: Oh my god! |
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MiguelRodriguez:
/pukes self unconscious |
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AllsWellThatEndsWells: What in the hell are you dilly dabs doin in muh sponge bath? Well, I guess since yer here ya can help me wash muh grapefruits. |
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BrandonWebbNude:
/blows head off with 12 gauge shotgun |
