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*Online Host* Welcome to MarlinsTrainingCamp! |
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*Online Host* The Florida Marlins have defeated the Baltimore Orioles 6-4. |
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CabreraNoIII: Good game, guys. We looked good out there. |
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TotallyStokes: Yeah, I don't know where everybody gets off talking so bad about us. We're still a professional baseball team with a lot of great talent. D-Train looked awesome today. He's got the kind of talent that could take any team deep into the playoffs. |
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MeTrain: man they just a bunch a birds flappin' round n stuff i dint even need a use my good arm |
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fLORIdA: Yes yes yes good job team. |
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CabreraNoIII: Oh, wow. I didn't know you were here, sir. Did you enjoy the game? |
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fLORIdA: Oh my yes! I was just coming in here to congratulate you guys on a terrific season. |
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TotallyStokes: But....that was only our first spring training game. The season hasn't even technically started. |
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fLORIdA: And it won't, either. I'm opening up a Tex-Mex restaraunt and, well, I've decided to pave over you guys with asphalt to make a parking lot. |
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MeTrain: you pave the train and you pave ya brain |
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fLORIdA: That's all you ever say. Now lay down I need a speed bump here. |
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MeTrain: man the word walk in ya bedroom n smack ya wife inta pieces n ya still don hear em. fish are gonna beat up some birds till the bird police bust out the cuffs. |
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fLORIdA: You really think you guys have a shot at anything this year? I'll tell you what...if you don't come in last place in the NL East this year I'll write a song about you guys and sing it. |
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TotallyStokes: Ha, I'd like to hear this. |
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fLORIdA: BUT, if you do, I'm going to tear the team down to the ground and you'll all be out of jobs. |
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MeTrain: brotha back ya stank up before i slap it backwards
ya on |
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*Online Host* To be continued... |
