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*Online Host* Welcome to GiantsTrainingCamp |
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Alouf: Annnnnnnd time! Good work guys, new time to beat. Remember we're doing Giants Idol later today so figure out who's going to be who amongst yourselves. Be back here in an hour. |
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MarksWeenie: Yeah, thanks again for agreeing to do this, guys. I really think the fans will get a kick out of it. So who wants to be Ryan Seacrest? |
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KenanAndQuel: ooo! ooo! plz plz PLEEZZZZ lemme be seacrest he's just delicious! |
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MarksWeenie: oooook. Um, how about the judges? Ray, you're the stereotypical non-aggressive black guy. You want to be Randy? |
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InDurhamTerm: Well shine my peaches and heat up some gravy! I was hoping you'd ask me! |
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MarksWeenie: Hmm, well we really don't have anyone to play Paula, so I guess we'll just move on to Simon. HEY FASSERO! WAKE YOUR RETARDED ASS UP! |
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IFasserOnFridays: zzz...HUH WAH
daw geez baws i just snoozin a bits |
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LicenseToPills: move outatheway i gotta hit some taters MOOOOVE!!!!!!!! |
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MarksWeenie: Oh, awesome! I wasn't sure anybody had told you about Giants Idol. You make a great Paula Abdul. |
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LicenseToPills: paula abwho? whats giants' idol isn't that me? |
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MarksWeenie: Uhhh if you didn't know about Giants Idol may I ask uh. Ho boy and uh what's wrong with your voice? Is this some kind of joke? |
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LicenseToPills: this off-cycle month it seems as though my body has stopped producing testosterone altogether. the hair's a hassle but i'm really getting used to the rack. also if anyone comes across a testicle resembling a week-old pea in the locker room just slip it into my locker. |
