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LicenseToPills: i'm not playing baseball anymore after this. the game aint fun anymore. i'm tired of all of the shit going on. i want to play this year out, hopefully win, and once the season is over go home and be with my family. maybe then everybody can just forget about me. |
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hank_you_very_much:
/pops champagne cork |
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LicenseToPills: wait what're you doing? |
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hank_you_very_much: Celebrating, man! This means that my homerun record is secure once again! |
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LicenseToPills: but i'm going to hit like 50 homeruns this year. i'll still break your record. |
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hank_you_very_much: Hahaha. |
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LicenseToPills: stop that. |
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hank_you_very_much: Hahahahaha. |
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LicenseToPills: ok i know you're under the impression that i'm retiring after this year so i have something i need to clear up. |
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hank_you_very_much: Wait, what? |
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LicenseToPills: i'm playing psychological games with myself right now. i don't want to set myself up for disappointment if things don't work out this season. |
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hank_you_very_much: but you just said |
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LicenseToPills: i said that in confidence i thought we were just shootin the shit you know? if you weren't such a stupid old man you wouldn't take everything you heard so seriously. |
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hank_you_very_much: You know what? You can break my record for all I care, because deep down.... no, even at skin level you're nothing but an asshole that everyone hates, no matter how many homeruns you hit. Even if I lose that record I'm still a decent human being, which is more than you'll ever be able to say. |
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*Online Host* hank_you_very_much has signed off |
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LicenseToPills: /does steroids |
