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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Congratulations, fellow Yankees, for we have won the American League's Eastern Division! |
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Ert_and_Bernie: Yeah, guys! Break out the champagne! Becoming a Yankee was the greatest day of my life! |
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homosexual_rod: ME TOO JOO KNOW I WISH I WAS BORN A YANKEE |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Retiring a Yankee legend is the one thing I would want out of life. It truly is the dream of all baseball players. |
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Torreumon: I'd like to do the same, boys. Unfortunately, I hear that Steinbrenner is going to fire me after this year. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: You're kidding me! You're like a father to all of us, not to mention who many consider to be the best coach in baseball history. |
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homosexual_rod: I DONT WANT NEW COACH HE MIGHT MAKE FUN A MY JOCKSTRAPS |
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Torreumon: Thanks, guys. I really hope that leading you guys to our 8th straight division title is reason enough to keep me around. |
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ILoveCashman: Yeah, he might fire me, too. That'd be crazy, wouldn't it guys? Ha! Imagine that: Ol' Brian gone. Wouldn't you guys feel terrible? |
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ILoveCashman: Guys? |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: This is....ha...well really awkward, but can we....uh have that champagne bottle back? Ruben Sierra wants two... |
