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fLORIdA: Listen up, idiots, your boss has got some news you're going to love. HAAA hahahahahahaaaaaa. |
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MeTrain: man last time he laugh like dat he bust all my wata foun'ins |
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girardi_and_cola: /blasts airhorn
Heeeaaads up, ladies! Fall in! You! Tuck in that uniform! |
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MeTrain: hey masta a the jaba go tuck yourself |
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girardi_and_cola: I will not tolerate backtalk, maggot! Drop and give me
WHAT. IS. THIS?!?!?! |
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TotallyStokes: /gulp |
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girardi_and_cola: FACIAL HAIR?! ON A BASEBALL PLAYER?! HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR THE GAME, DIRTBAG?! |
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TotallyStokes: They're.....they're just handlebars, sir. |
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girardi_and_cola: Handlebars for what? |
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TotallyStokes: Sir, I don't know how you were raised but |
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girardi_and_cola: Now what about those sweat rags? Do you think you're at a concert? Do you want to drop some acid and trip balls behind a Winnebago? Do you want to eat fungus and be a part of nature? Do you think all these things are a part of baseball, son?! |
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TotallyStokes: Coach there are reasons some of us choose not to play for the Yankees. Do you think Dontrelle wouldn't rather be guaranteed a playoff race every year? |
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MeTrain: dtrain don't roll wit dbags |
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girardi_and_cola: Are you
/twitch
Are you
/twitch twitch |
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TotallyStokes: Saying that the Yankees are a bunch of d-bags for making all their players meet their own personal standards? Yes, I am. |
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girardi_and_cola: but
/twitch
but but but the yankees
/twitch twitch twitch twitch |
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MeTrain: look out this suckas gona sploud! |
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*Online Host* girardi_and_cola has exploded into one-thousand Yankees symbols |
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MeTrain: i aint a clean up dis mess slike cleanin up after a dogs butt blowed up |
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TotallyStokes: Hahahahahahahahaha |
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MeTrain: man you keep slammin bluntz n ill slap that steerin wheel off ya face |