The Dugout

By Nick
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fLORIdA: Listen up, idiots, your boss has got some news you're going to love. HAAA hahahahahahaaaaaa.
MeTrain: man last time he laugh like dat he bust all my wata foun'ins
girardi_and_cola: /blasts airhorn

Heeeaaads up, ladies! Fall in! You! Tuck in that uniform!
MeTrain: hey masta a the jaba go tuck yourself
girardi_and_cola: I will not tolerate backtalk, maggot! Drop and give me

WHAT. IS. THIS?!?!?!
TotallyStokes: /gulp
girardi_and_cola: FACIAL HAIR?! ON A BASEBALL PLAYER?! HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR THE GAME, DIRTBAG?!
TotallyStokes: They're.....they're just handlebars, sir.
girardi_and_cola: Handlebars for what?
TotallyStokes: Sir, I don't know how you were raised but
girardi_and_cola: Now what about those sweat rags? Do you think you're at a concert? Do you want to drop some acid and trip balls behind a Winnebago? Do you want to eat fungus and be a part of nature? Do you think all these things are a part of baseball, son?!
TotallyStokes: Coach there are reasons some of us choose not to play for the Yankees. Do you think Dontrelle wouldn't rather be guaranteed a playoff race every year?
MeTrain: dtrain don't roll wit dbags
girardi_and_cola: Are you

/twitch

Are you

/twitch twitch
TotallyStokes: Saying that the Yankees are a bunch of d-bags for making all their players meet their own personal standards? Yes, I am.
girardi_and_cola: but

/twitch

but but but the yankees

/twitch twitch twitch twitch
MeTrain: look out this suckas gona sploud!
  *Online Host* girardi_and_cola has exploded into one-thousand Yankees symbols
MeTrain: i aint a clean up dis mess slike cleanin up after a dogs butt blowed up
TotallyStokes: Hahahahahahahahaha
MeTrain: man you keep slammin bluntz n ill slap that steerin wheel off ya face
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