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Beardo: hey mista steinbwenna im johnny damon! |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: Hey there, Johnny. Come in, come in. Make yourself comfortable. Can I offer you a drink? |
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Beardo: wow what serbice! i'll hab a coke but ib you only got pepti that'b be a-ok. |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: Johnny, you're a Yankee now. It's about time you started living like one. How about a glass of champagne? |
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Beardo: ok |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: You look great, now that you're all cleaned up. I bet the ladies are knocking your door down, eh? |
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Beardo: i miss habin my beard on muh face |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: Nonsense! You looked ridiculous with that ghastly thing. |
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Beardo: why won you let me gwow out my beard my scween name is beardo fow chwists sage |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: Beards are for the the homeless. No player of mine is going to make a mockery out of my team. |
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Beardo: how bow now i can just wear fage beard |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: No beard! No ifs, ands, or buts about it! |
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**Online Host** WinBenSteinsBrenner has stomped out of the chat room |
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Beardo: badeball widout a beard |
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Beardo: hmm |
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Beardo: /checks wallet, sees 52 million dollars |
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Beardo: whads a beard? |
