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**OnlineHost** Welcome to Houston Astros Chat! |
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PurPurPurPur: You wanted to see me, sir? |
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call_me_roy: Yes, yes. Sit down, Tim. Where's Phil? |
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PurPurPurPur: He's working some drills with the guys outside. He said to start without him. |
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call_me_roy: Well, this isn't easy for me to do, but this season has been a total failure and I feel that the best thing for the Astros would be to swing towards a completely different direction. Unfortunately, that starts with you. |
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PurPurPurPur: Wait what |
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call_me_roy: The team is a complete mess and it was your responsibility to ensure a productive clubhouse. I'm sorry, but you're fired. |
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PurPurPurPur: Hold on for a second. What're you saying I should have done differently? |
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call_me_roy: Well an easy one would have been signing Roger Clemens. |
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PurPurPurPur: ....you're kidding |
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call_me_roy: Look at the Yankees! Ever since he showed up they've played stellar ball and worked themselves right back into a prominent position in the playoff picture! |
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PurPurPurPur: ...but he sucks |
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call_me_roy: Tell that to the Yankees. Sometimes it takes an enormous contract to give a team a kick in the pants. It's called developing good morale. |
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**Online Host** PurPurPurPur has been kicked from the chat |
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call_me_roy: /leans out window
Hey Garner! |
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GreatScott: /swings
/misses |
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TheConstantGarner:
/issues shock via remote |
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GreatScott: Dahhhhhh Jesus! |
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TheConstantGarner: What's up? |
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call_me_roy: You're fired! |
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TheConstantGarner: Thank God.
/puts down remote
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TheConstantGarner:
/puts rock on top of remote |
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GreatScott: /seizes violently, collapses |
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**Online Host** Later that night in PuPurPurPur's bedroom |
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PurPurPurPur: zzz....zzzzzz......
...hmm but i don't wanna sign roger...
because he's a dick that's why... |
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PurPurPurPur: i don't care about that
...zzzzz...
he aint worth beans
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OldLOL: I told you so. |
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PurPurPurPur: zzzHUHH WHAAA |
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PurPurPurPur: Oh, thank God. It was just a dream. |
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OldLOL: /sneaks out back porch with NLCS trophy
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