**Online Host** Welcome to White Sox v. Yankees chat |
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| YankeesFans: Hey look who it is. We're surprised you even bothered to show up. | |
| WhiteSoxFans: What? Why wouldn't we? | |
| YankeesFans: What fools. You probably didn't even see who's pitching for us today. | |
| WhiteSoxFans: Roger Cleme | |
| YankeesFans: Roger fucking Clemens. Guy is a force to be reckoned with. | |
| WhiteSoxFans: Is that so... | |
| YankeesFans: Let's do some math here, hmm? 4 months of already Cy Young caliber pitching multiplied by 18 million bucks worth of incentive equals roughly 23 K's in this game over 9 innings of no-hit baseball. | |
| WhiteSoxFans: Well, whatever. Can we just watch this game without it being a pissing contest this time? | |
| YankeesFans: Alright here we go baby home field advantage. | |
| **Online Host** The White Sox have gone down in order | |
| YankeesFans: AWWW shit kiddies can you say "perfect game"? | |
| WhiteSoxFans: C'mon guys you're spilling beer all over us. Chill out for a second it's the first inning. | |
| **Online Host** The Yankees do not score. 0-0 trough one inning. | |
| WhiteSoxFans: Nice. | |
| YankeesFans: Phht nobody can even hear you. What're there like 500 of you guys here? |
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| WhiteSoxFans: Guys. Again with the beer. | |
| YankeesFans: Here he comes the face of the Yankees. Get this over with, Rog. | |
| **Online Host** The White Sox have scored a run. | |
| YankeesFans: What. | |
| **Online Host** The White Sox have scored a run. | |
| YankeesFans: ... | |
| YankeesFans: What the fuck. | |
| **Online Host** The White Sox have scored a run. | |
| YankeesFans: Hold on a second something isn't | |
| **Online Host** The White Sox have scored two runs. | |
| YankeesFans: I SAID FUCKING WAIT I THINK ROGER FORGOT TO USE THAT ROSIN BAG OR SOMETHING | |
| **Online Host** The White Sox have scored a run. | |
| YankeesFans: NO THEY DID NOT | |
| **Online Host** The White Sox have scored two runs. | |
| **Online Host** Roger Clemens has been pulled from the game | |
| YankeesFans: BOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU BLOATED SACK OF DONKEY JIZZ WE'LL HAVE YOU HUNG!!!! |
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| WhiteSoxFans: Christ, man. You'd think if you paid $8 for a watered down Bud Light you'd try to drink some of it. | |
| YankeesFans: HEY CLEMENS IF WE SEE YOU IN THE PARKING LOT AFTER THIS GAME KISS YOUR FREAKING KNEECAPS GOODBYE | |
| **Online Host** The White Sox have been retired. | |
| YankeesFans: God, what a worthless piece of garbage. Is there any way we can get that money buy the Marlins or something? | |
| **Online Host** Jon Garland has let up 8 runs and is being taken out of the game. It is now 8-8. | |
| WhiteSoxFan: Shit. | |
| YankeesFans: What? That's all? Your pitcher just broke your heart and spat on your night and all you have to say is "Derrrr shit"? | |
| WhiteSoxFans: Well the thing is we have enough foresight to remember that he's going to be pitching again in 5 days, so it's probably not too smart to let him know his own fans don't support him. | |
| WhiteSoxFans: You'd be surprised what a little moderation and dignity will do. | |
| YankeesFans: Oh yeah? Like what? | |
| **Online Host** The White Sox have beaten the Yankees 13-9. | |
| YankeesFans: FUCKING WHAT |
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