**Online Host** Welcome to The Trading Deadline Chat! |
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| SmokeSomeGagne: /rubs eyes ..Mr. Epstein? What're you doing here so late? |
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TheoElDio: The trade deadline has been 4PM for a while now. So to answer your question I'm wondering why you sleep all day with a shower cap on. |
| SmokeSomeGagne: It helps keep my geek curls mangy and unkempt. You should try it out sometime. | |
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TheoElDio: No thanks I'm not into weird pierced chicks. |
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TheoElDio: Want to play for the Red Sox? There are plenty of weirdos like you wondering around in Boston. You'd feel right at home. Well, except you'd be accepted. |
| SmokeSomeGagne: But I thought you guys had Papelbon. Did you trade him or something? | |
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TheoElDio: Yeah just part of my annual "dumping o' the youthful talent" binge. What are you crazy? You'd set up for him. |
| SmokeSomeGagne: Wait isn't Okajima already the setup man for you guys? | |
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TheoElDio: Doyyy you'd be setting up for the setup man. It's still setting up. |
| SmokeSomeGagne: What about Delcarmen? He's been getting those shots nowadays. | |
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TheoElDio: But we need strikeouts, Eric! We're going to bring you in whenever we need a guaranteed strikeout. |
| SmokeSomeGagne: Uh, isn't that Wily Mo Penas job? | |
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| SmokeSomeGagne: But I saw a perfectly fine toaster in your clubhouse the other day. I'm definitely not willing to platoon with a Cuisinart. | |
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TheoElDio: Well would you be willing to sit in the bullpen and do what I goddamn well tell you to do? |
| SmokeSomeGagne: No. My contract has incentives that require I close out games. | |
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TheoElDio: We can come to a very equitable resolution fairly quickly about that. |
| SmokeSomeGagne: Oh yeah? What's that? | |
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TheoElDio: We count every MPH you post on the stadium's gun as a save and pay you enough money to see all the Ween, They Might Be Giants, or whatever other crappy nerd rock band concerts you can stomach. |
| SmokeSomeGagne: Even Ozma!? | |
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TheoElDio: I'm afraid my answer might result in you screaming and air guitaring to some shitty riff you emulate by mouth so I'm going to say no. But yes. |
| SmokeSomeGagne: WHOOO HOOOO! /air guitar |
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| SmokeSomeGagne: Bowww wowwww noww noww noww nowwwwwww |
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TheoElDio: It's like if Manny managed to graduate from high school and decided to stay home to help his mother bake cakes every day. |
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