**Online Host** Welcome to Channel 6 News Chat! |
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KentBrocklestein: Is your house a mangled pile of smoldering wood, screws, and ash? WeatherTrack 5 certainly seems to think so! More on that later. On to sports. |
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KentBrocklestein: Former Major League slugger turned drug lord and buffoon extraordinaire Jose Canseco didn't take kindly to harsh words from Curt Schilling. The bread-headed oaf had this to say: |
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YESWayJose: i could care less what curt schilling says. last time i checked that nerd was still blogging on the losernet. real men beg vh1 for contracts. |
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YESWayJose: if he was such a team player why was he in court trying to get his peers in trouble? all i can say is i hope i never know what it feels like to sell out that hard. oh and sign my petition to get the surreal life on dvd at juicinballs.com |
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KentBrocklestein: Roger Clemens improved to 3-4 Tuesday to the delight of many Yankee fans and rich people alike. During the press conference following the game he shed some light on how he's approaching the rest of the season. |
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OldLOL: You know the ol' saying. 'One out of every five games at a time'. Get in that rhythm. Wake up, eat 4 eggs and a baker's dozen sausage links, check the paper to see what place my team is in. |
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OldLOL: It helps being the best, but it's really all up here. /taps head, loose change shifts |
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KentBroklestein: Ken Griffey Jr. hit his 588th career homerun tonight in a 10 inning victory over the Brewers. While many find his untainted physique to be a refreshing and sobering sight, this reporter says "Fooled you again, America". Bulbous headed and inflated with water weight 'Roidin' 'Riffey addressed the media. |
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Elijah_Price: It felt great. Each homerun is really starting to put not only my career, but my whole life into perspective. I guess I'm just really thankful that I was fortunate enough to be in this position. |
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Elijah_Price: The steroids? Let's just say I have a literally crippling addiction, but I've managed to stay injury free the whole time. It's like there's a party in my mouth, but my legs don't snap. |
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KentBrocklestein: Meanwhile Springfield's own Power Plant continues to flourish under the leadership of Darryl Strawberry, who ran into some boo birds in Shelbyville today. |
| **Online Host** The fans are chanting "Daaaarrrryyyylll. Daaaaarrrrryyyylllll." | |
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StrawberryWhine: /sniff /wipes tear |
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KentBrocklestein: On an unrelated note: This just in! Seven power plant employees have been arrested and are being charged with cocaine possesion. More at 11. |
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KentBrocklestein: Here with us now to analyze Barry Bonds and the homerun chase is Don Mattingly. |
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prairie_don: Thanks, Kent. What I don't understand is why people feel the need to |
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KentBrocklestein: Excuse me, Don, but didn't we agree on you wearing a collared shirt behind the desk? It kind of makes you not look like a bum. |
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prairie_don: But my shirt does have a co |
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KentBrocklestein: I told you to stop wearing those rags! You're off the channel! |
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prairie_don: I still like him better than Steinbrenner. |
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