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**Online Host** Welcome to Rangers Yard Sale Chat! |
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HandleOfJD: See anything you like, Sir? |
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TheoElDio: Nah, just perusing really. You see anything, Manny? |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: manny seeing many |
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TheoElDio: Well this looks like fun. Want to play with bubbles? |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: YAAAAAYYYY
/runs away blowing bubbles
/gulps bubble solution |
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TheoElDio: Ok now we can talk business. What's this thing? |
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HandleOfJD: OH! That's Sammy Sosa. You know what they say. "Can't go wrong with the classics." |
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TheoElDio: Nobody says that. And look his batting average is all dinged up. This is garbage. |
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Corky_Romano: HEY DON FROW SAMMY GOOD TIMES THEY ACOMIN |
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HandleOfJD: What about pitchers? Need a starter? Our junk bin is in the corner by the retro jerseys. |
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TheoElDio: Nah this place sucks. I'm going to New York to watch ARod sleep on a rock from behind a plexiglass barrier. C'mon, Manny. |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: i dno't feel soo goodd.// |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: uh o
/barfs hundreds of bubbles
/falls lifeless |
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**Online Host** TheoElDio has left the chat room |
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ILOVECASHMAN: Whoaaaa check out the goods dude! |
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HandleOfJD: Hey feel free to check out whatever you want man. It's all for sale. |
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ILOVECASHMAN: Whaaaat you've got RATT on vinyl? Get the funk out. |
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ILOVECASHMAN: Corn holders, half used five star notebooks, OH MY GOD
MAGIC. THE. FREAKIN. GATHERING? No way man you've got it all.
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ILOVECASHMAN: I'll trade you Roger Clemens and Jason Giambi for this stuff. |
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HandleOfJD: Whoa there, friend. We can't afford that kind of upkeep around here, but it certainly seems like you can. Why don't we take a look and see what's....around back. |
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ILOVECASHMAN: Yes. Let's take a peak. |
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ILOVECASHMAN: Oh.... It's.....
Wonderful. |
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HandleOfJD: Yes, we're quite proud of Mr. Teixeira. At a cool $9 mil he's no steal, but damnit he can play. |
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ILOVECASHMAN: Can he pitch? |
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HandleOfJD: No. |
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ILOVECASHMAN: Excellent. |
