**Online Host** Welcome to 1996 Yankees Locker Room Chat! |
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PrioreToTakingAvodart: Well what are you doing here Mr. Pine Tar? You know you belong in the supplies closet. |
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| PrioreToTakingAvodart: And wouldn't you know! Those stirrups I was looking for this morning were in the ball bag this whole time! What a silly place for stirrups. | |
| NiceTWickMan: hey what the fuck man are you stealing my jock? | |
| PrioreToTakingAvodart: This is an old banana peel. | |
| NiceTWickMan: it greatly reduces usual friction i save a fortune on gold bond which makes you one dead faggot | |
| PrioreToTakingAvodart: Listen pal I'm really getting tired of this shit. I'm no different than you. | |
| NiceTWickMan: actually we're quiet different seeing as you know what its like have a serious medical problem where you think the only cure is a vaccination you take white-knuckled and trying not to let a male queef slip | |
| NiceTWickMan: which is just a plain old fart goddamnit and that's not fucking alright with me | |
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HoweHigh: yeah have you ever thrown your nuts over a guys neck |
| PrioreToTakingAvodart: What does that even mean? | |
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HoweHigh: ehhh i dunno i always thought that sounded kinda fun |
| NiceTWickMan: oh damn it's 4th and goal we need this for the win | |
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HoweHigh: oh yeah here we go |
| NiceTWickMan: he takes the snap but nobody's open he dishes to the halfback |
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HoweHigh: oh no theres a queer playing middle linebacker ill never make it |
| NiceTWickMan: no problem bro im i got him ill set a block | |
| **Online Host** NiceTWickMan has thrown PrioreToTakingAvodart 5 lockers into a pile of chairs | |
| NiceTWickMan: touchdown!!!! | |
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HoweHigh: ow owwwww |
| NiceTWickMan: ok sorry i had to do that kid but hopefully now you get it don't come back |
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| **Online Host** Several years later in Seattle... | |
| mildly_confused_rod: Damnit... Gymnastics? Really? ESPN2 should be showing boxing or something, not this crap. | |
| PrioreToTakingAvodart: It's actually quiet competitive. You shouldn't be so closeminded. | |
| mildly_confused_rod: I don't know, man. It seems so unnatural for a guy to put that sort of strain on his body. That can't be good for your back. Wait, who are you again? |
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| PrioreToTakingAvodart: Oh, how rude of me. I'm Paul, the new clubhouse assistant. I guess I was just a little star struck is all. I mean...it's you. | |
| mildly_confused_rod: Wait, are you coming on to me? | |
| PrioreToTakingAvodart: Let's just say I don't start until next week. | |
| **Online Host** PrioreToTakingAvodart has left the chat room | |
| mildly_confused_rod: Wait, then why are you taking all the dirty jerseys? | |
| homosexual_rod: OH THAT BOI EES TOGSICK |
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