| **Online Host** Welcome back for another rousing edition of Lou's Scoop! This week Lou welcomes The Padres' David Wells who was recently suspended for acting like a horse's ass. | |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: HELLO DIPSHITS THANKS FOR WATCHING MY SHOW HELLO DAVID YOU SURE ARE LOOKING VIOLENTLY OBESE TODAY |
| AllsWellsThatEndsWells: Well I've been on a wee bit of a sausage links bender. Dumbasses running this league thought me throwing a baseball was a little much. Forgot we weren't allowed to throw baseballs my bad. | |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: WHAT YOU THREW A GODDAMN BASEBALL AND WERE SUSPENDED ... |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DIE FIGHTING THIS WITH YOU EXPLAIN THIS |
AllsWellThatEndsWells: Baseball is in a bad place right now. Last time I checked we were men and we weren't trying to make this a Little League game. |
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| AllsWellThatEndsWells: Some guy I don't even remember who couldn't get his team to the playoffs if he were made out of baseball bats gets signed for $100 mil so now we have to wear tuxedos and sliding is an automatic out. | |
| AllsWellThatEndsWells: Whatever happened to the good ol' days when you could show up to the park half in the bag and just do your thing? Nowadays if I curse and there's a child under 8 in the ballpark I get fined a 10th of my salary. | |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: I BROUGHT A BAG FULL OF HALF DEAD CATS TO A GAME ONCE I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY STARTING PITCHER WITH IT |
| AllsWellThatEndsWells: Back in your day I bet you didn't have to deal with this PC BS. God what I'd give. | |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: YES PRETTY MUCH SHIT DO YOU MIND IF I LIGHT UP |
| AllsWellsThatEndsWells: Not at all. | |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: THANK YOU /sticks 10 cigarettes in mouth /sucks 10 cigarettes down to filter |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: WELL I GUESS THAT MEANS WE'RE DONE HERE |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: GOODNIGHT RETARDS |
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