The Dugout
By Nick - 5-30-07
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**Online Host** Welcome to Mets v. Rockies chat!

aa CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Hey why isn't anybody on deck?

/checks lineup
a CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Gomez, whoever the hell you are, you're up next.
LezGoMez: I've been here since May.
a CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Well it looks like you haven't fully materialized yet. If you're so damn real go get a hit.
LezGoMez: Alright. Hand me my custom batting donut.
a CoachRandolphAllTheFans:

/folds batting donut into paper airplane

/throws
LezGoMez: Whoa easy with that thing. Last thing I need is two broken hands and 3.2 grams of lead in me.
a CoachRandolphAllTheFans: May God help me through this. God spare the Mets of this inevitable embarrassment.
LezGoMez: "Let's Go Mets!"
a CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Daw Jesus.
SmokeAFogg: k here comez

/pitch

LezGoMez: A strike!

/swing

SmokeAFogg: mwahaha

/squints, wiggles fingers at ball
LezGoMez: Oh no a ball!

/checks swing
  **Online Host** LezGoMez has broken his hamate...somehow
LezGoMez: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

/disintegrates
LezGoMez: /goes on DL
SmokeAFogg: k now wut
a CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Well, the only guys I have left are Ricky Ledee and David Wells' long lost son. Take your pick.
SmokeAFogg: ill take the kid
BillyPecan: rwfffa wa oo goh
BillyPecan: /smashes hot dog into mouth

/eyes roll back
a CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Not bad. If Mike Piazza and Carlos Beltran get hurt you're a shoe in for our All-Star representative.
JoeyPecan: /swallows

did you saying chewing?!
a CoachRandolphAllTheFans: No, I said "shoe in".
JoeyPecan: aw