The Dugout
By Nick - 5-30-07
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**Online Host** Welcome to Mets v. Rockies chat! CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Hey why isn't anybody on deck? /checks lineup CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Gomez, whoever the hell you are, you're up next. LezGoMez: I've been here since May. CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Well it looks like you haven't fully materialized yet. If you're so damn real go get a hit. LezGoMez: Alright. Hand me my custom batting donut. CoachRandolphAllTheFans: /folds batting donut into paper airplane /throws LezGoMez: Whoa easy with that thing. Last thing I need is two broken hands and 3.2 grams of lead in me. CoachRandolphAllTheFans: May God help me through this. God spare the Mets of this inevitable embarrassment. LezGoMez: "Let's Go Mets!" CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Daw Jesus. SmokeAFogg: k here comez /pitch LezGoMez: A strike! /swing SmokeAFogg: mwahaha /squints, wiggles fingers at ball LezGoMez: Oh no a ball! /checks swing   **Online Host** LezGoMez has broken his hamate...somehow LezGoMez: Ahhhhhhhhhh! /disintegrates LezGoMez: /goes on DL SmokeAFogg: k now wut CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Well, the only guys I have left are Ricky Ledee and David Wells' long lost son. Take your pick. SmokeAFogg: ill take the kid BillyPecan: rwfffa wa oo goh BillyPecan: /smashes hot dog into mouth /eyes roll back CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Not bad. If Mike Piazza and Carlos Beltran get hurt you're a shoe in for our All-Star representative. JoeyPecan: /swallows did you saying chewing?! CoachRandolphAllTheFans: No, I said "shoe in". JoeyPecan: aw

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