The Dugout
By Nick - 5-30-07
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**Online Host** Welcome to Third Base Chat!
Misnomar: I don't know if I'm ready you guys. Third base seems hard.
CalJr2131: You know it's not so bad. The transition year is the worst, though. God, I had 22 errors my first year at the hot seat. It can definitely be intimidating.
homosexual_rod: THUR BASE ES EASY CHOLO JOO JUS HAFTOO PLAY EVRYTHINK OFF TO THE SIDE
Misnomar: What, to avoid bad hops being scored errors?
CalJr2131: And to act like a scared little leaguer in general. How many balls have you taken off your chest, ARod?
homosexual_rod: BOI JOO HAF NO IDEA HOW RIDICOLUS THAT QUESTION EES
homosexual_rod: LIGE EITY ONE IF JOO COUN JOHN KRUK
**Online Host** homosexual_rod has been booted from the chatroom
CalJr2131: Thank God Hall of Famers have special mod rights in these chats. Do you have any idea how many times this week Tejada has come in here bappin' and flappin' about how lucky I am? Give me a break.
CalJr2131: Anyway I think you're going to do fine, kid. You've obviously got the talent. Next comes the experience, then comfort. Ballplayers like us can handle a a few feet's difference.
Misnomar: Ballplayers like...us? Really?
CalJr2131: Don't prove me wrong.
**Online Host** CalJr2131 has left the chat
Misnomar: Wow! That has to be the biggest compliment anyone has ever given me! I'm going to go out there and be the best damn third baseman I can!
**Online Host** Later that night
OwItByrnes: /check swing
DamnGina: /appeals to third
ThirdBaseUmp: No go!
/swings arms in "safe" motion
**Online Host** The breeze created by the umpire's swinging left hand has broken 3 of Misnomar's ribs
Misnomar: Daaaahhhhh I forgot about my weak sideeeeee
