The Dugout
By Nick - 5-30-07
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**Online Host** You have entered the Mansion of Heaven chatroom

InspectahBeck: /drops bags

whoa
TheGreatIM: Welcome, Rod. Need a second?
InspectahBeck: no it's just


nah i'm fine
TheGreatIM: Great. You look parched or something. Want something to drink?
InspectahBeck: oh hell yes
TheGreatIM: Let's see what we've got here... Ah! Here you go!

/hands miniature champagne bottle
InspectahBeck: oh

um is there any way that i uh
TheGreatIM: Oh, my bad. I wasn't even thinking. You're probably hungry too, huh? Here.

/hands plate of raw oysters
InspectahBeck: /stares blankly
TheGreatIM: Man, you look exhausted. Let me show you to your room.
  **Online Host** TheGreatIM has opened a room door revealing a king sized canopy bed, a gigantic chandelier, and a grand piano
TheGreatIM: Pretty sweet, huh? Alright, I'll let you unpack and whatever. Come find me when you're done. I have to get downstairs and romp on Pat Tillman at some foosball. Later.
InspectahBeck: listen jesus let me know if im being out of line or something but i really don't
TheGreatIM: OH! Is that room 12A? I'm sorry I completely forgot that we moved you over to 12B. Alright I really gotta go now let me know if there're any problems.
  **Online Host** TheGreatIM has left the chatroom
InspectahBeck: /sigh
  **Online Host** InspectahBeck has opened a room door revealing a lot of grass with a modestly sized RV, a cooler filled with beer, and a giant steak sizzling atop a charcoal grill.
InspectahBeck: /picks up note

"Just having a little fun with you. Looking forward to destroying you at bumper pool.

-Jesus"
InspectahBeck: now this is heaven