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**Online Host** You have entered the Mansion of Heaven chatroom |
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InspectahBeck: /drops bags
whoa |
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TheGreatIM: Welcome, Rod. Need a second? |
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InspectahBeck: no it's just
nah i'm fine |
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TheGreatIM: Great. You look parched or something. Want something to drink? |
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InspectahBeck: oh hell yes |
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TheGreatIM: Let's see what we've got here... Ah! Here you go!
/hands miniature champagne bottle |
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InspectahBeck: oh
um is there any way that i uh |
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TheGreatIM: Oh, my bad. I wasn't even thinking. You're probably hungry too, huh? Here.
/hands plate of raw oysters |
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InspectahBeck: /stares blankly |
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TheGreatIM: Man, you look exhausted. Let me show you to your room. |
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**Online Host** TheGreatIM has opened a room door revealing a king sized canopy bed, a gigantic chandelier, and a grand piano |
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TheGreatIM: Pretty sweet, huh? Alright, I'll let you unpack and whatever. Come find me when you're done. I have to get downstairs and romp on Pat Tillman at some foosball. Later. |
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InspectahBeck: listen jesus let me know if im being out of line or something but i really don't |
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TheGreatIM: OH! Is that room 12A? I'm sorry I completely forgot that we moved you over to 12B. Alright I really gotta go now let me know if there're any problems. |
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**Online Host** TheGreatIM has left the chatroom |
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InspectahBeck: /sigh |
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**Online Host** InspectahBeck has opened a room door revealing a lot of grass with a modestly sized RV, a cooler filled with beer, and a giant steak sizzling atop a charcoal grill. |
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InspectahBeck: /picks up note
"Just having a little fun with you. Looking forward to destroying you at bumper pool.
-Jesus" |
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InspectahBeck: now this is heaven |