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GeorgeOfTheJunkle: Ok Jason I just want you to relax. This is just me and you talking. |
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long_live_giambi: Well I certainly didn't appreciate the hostility. Your goons threatened to hurt my family! |
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bud_is_wiser: Who remain in captivity, I'd like to add. |
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GeorgeOfTheJunkle: /sigh
Out. |
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bud_is_wiser: You get to have all the fun. |
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GeorgeOfTheJunkle: Ok, now we're talking in private. Care for a cookie? |
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long_live_giambi: Sure.
/eats cookie |
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long_live_giambi: Hey this tastes funny. |
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GeorgeOfTheJunkle: That's because it's 30% steroids and 20% raw testosterone glands. |
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long_live_giambi: /vomits
Jesus! What's the other 50%? |
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GeorgeOfTheJunkle: Yeast and trans fat. |
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long_live_giambi: Eww...gross....
/ponders eating own vomit |
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GeorgeOfTheJunkle: Now that we've gotten comfortable why don't we start with a drug test, hmm? I'll just need a urine sample. |
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long_live_giambi: What, now? You just tricked me into ingesting several grams of illegal substances. |
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GeorgeOfTheJunkle: Oh, well that's quite the pickle. Looks like you're screwed. |
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long_live_giambi: I sure am! |
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GeorgeOfTheJunkle: Tell you what. You tell me who in baseball has done steroids and we'll forget about this silly little drug test. |
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long_live_giambi: Wow, really? I know tons of people who have done steroids that'll be easy. |
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GeorgeOfTheJunkle: Greeeaaaat. I'll need them all from you, though. So just start at the top. |
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long_live_giambi: Well let's see. Well of course there's Barry Bonds. |
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GeorgeOfTheJunkle: jackpot
Who else? |
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long_live_giambi: Alex Rios. |
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GeorgeOfTheJunkle: Really? Alex Rios? |
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long_live_giambi: Yup. Frank Thomas too. |
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long_live_giambi: Greg Zaun, Troy Glaus, pretty much that entire team. |
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GeorgeOfTheJunkle: Unbelievable. Go on. |
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long_live_giambi: Ryan Shealy, but he only does it to act cool. Now Nick Punto on the other hand. That guy. Man. That guy is just crazy steroids. |
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GeorgeOfTheJunkle: Stop. Just. Just stop. |
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long_live_giambi: What's wrong? I'm not even to the minor leagues yet. |
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GeorgeOfTheJunkle: You've completely uprooted every minute of my investigation. This isn't even useful anymore. For Christ's sake you named more pitchers than batters. |
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long_live_giambi: One time I saw Bernie Brewer with a needle in each butt cheek. |
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GeorgeOfTheJunkle: Go home, Jason. |
