**Online Host** Welcome to the newest feature on The Dugout: Lou's Scoop! Every week we'll be asking him the tough questions like is the DH rule good and did Barry Bonds do steroids? Joining us now to start things off is the New York Times' Deborah Solomon. |
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| LilDebbie: Hello and welcome the first edition of Lou's Scoop! How're you doing, Lou? | |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: I'M FINE |
| LilDebbie: Great! Let's get started then! | |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: LET'S |
| LilDebbie: So Sammy Sosa hit his 599th homerun today. Do you think he'll make it to 600? | |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: NO WAY THAT BALL GARGLING QUEEN COULDN'T HIT A HOMERUN IF HE WERE GIVEN THE ARMS OF BONDS AND THE WIT OF AN ASIAN BONDS |
| LilDebbie: Very interesting... What about Ozzie Guillen? His comments as of late have been highly offensive and many people think that he's not fit to be a coach. Do you think he's a valuable asset to the White Sox franchise? |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: OZZIE GUILLEN IS A CHILD MOLESTING CARCINOGEN |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION YES |
| LilDebbie: Haha yes we all know he can be quite the "stickler"! Haha. | |
| LilDebbie: What about the position of women in baseball? Do you think a woman could be a good manager? | |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: WHAT |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK MY BRAIN WITH YOUR LAZY-EYED VAG OR SOMETHING LADY |
| LilDebbie: Excuse me?! | |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: I DON'T APPRECIATE THESE KIND OF RETARD GAMES CAN WE GET A SERIOUS REPORTER IN HERE |
| LilDebbie: Are you saying the concept of a female manager in baseball is offensive to you? | |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: I JUST DON'T LIKE HAVING MY DICK YANKED BY SOME BIMBO WHO FRANKLY I WOULDN'T FUCK WITH A FROZEN DONKEY SHIT |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: IS THAT ASHTON COOCHER RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS I'LL BASH HIS THROAT IN WITH MY DICK |
| LilDebbie: Oh my God I had no idea you were such a terrible person! I can't do this. | |
| **Online Host** LilDebbie has left Lou's Scoop | |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: WELL THAT WRAPS UP THIS WEEK'S LOU'S SCOOP |
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PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey: JOIN US NEXT WEEK WHERE I'LL BE YELLING SWEARS AT A GROUP OF CHILDREN AS THEY STEP OFF OF A SCHOOL BUS |
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