SalGood: D'ooooh Jesus! That's bad! That's...oh God no.
gibbon_and_receibbon: hey sal. what's the problem you hurt your leg?
SalGood: NO! I mean, no! Haha! Just uh, you know, looking around. Is it hot in here?
gibbon_and_receibbon: alright well enough of that get back in the dugout.
SalGood: Sure thing. I'll go right now.
SalGood: /step
SalsGroin: /aggrivated
SalGood: AHHHHH!!!!!
/step
SalsGroin: /squish
/aggrivated
SalGood: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
gibbon_and_receibbon: Sal, why are you trying to play with an aggrivated groin? you're just going to piss it off even more
SalsGroin: /squish
/squish squish rip
SalGood: Coach if I go on the DL I'm done for. I'm batting .167, have 3 RBI, and haven't stolen a base since 1998.
gibbon_and_receibbon: ooooh i get it. you heard some stories and you think that any 30-something year-old bum who gets injured never gets another chance
SalGood: Well, they don't. Right?
gibbon_and_receibbon: of course they do! look at sammy sosa! and...
well sammy is having a hell of a season isn't he?
SalGood: Yeah, I guess so.
gibbon_and_receibbon: yeah see there's nothing to worry about. hey be a sport and scoot to your left a couple inches?
SalGood: Ok.
gibbon_and_receibbon: a lil more
SalGood: Is this good?
gibbon_and_receibbon: back a weensie bit
gibbon_and_receibbon: there. perfect
gibbon_and_receibbon:
/yanks novelty-sized lever
**Online Host** SalGood has plummeted through a trap door onto a pile of skeletons and catcher's gear
gibbon_and_receibbon: /turns on tv
TV: "...later confessed to the murder.
ABC announced today that game one of the NBA Finals will not be shown Thursday in order to make room for the three hour first installment of the 5 part series Barbaro: Horse or God Himself?"