The Dugout
By Nick - 5-25-07
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IGerenteeIt: This is getting ridiculous. It's the middle of May and we've already made use of the disabled list 11 times. I need to call down to AAA and see if we can double our last order. Could you hand me the phone, Milton?
MiltonBradley: uh...
/licks lips nervously
MiltonBradley: naw im all set boss
IGerenteeIt: Milton. Hand me the damn phone. This is important.
MiltonBradley: /takes step towards phone
/pulls hamstring
MiltonBradley: i aint even gonna try to lift that shit up that would take so much from the ladies
IGerenteeIt: Damn it to hell! Give my best to whatever jackass is going to be healthy the soonest.
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MiltonBradley: aw damnit not you
LeftOnHustonStreet: Make quiet everyone here is sleeping until baseball.
RagingHarden: Dude. I was sleeping. You talk at like 100 decibels.
LeftOnHustonStreet: Why anger? When life brings lemons make humorous distribute of lemon's aid.
RagingHarden: Anyway, you're not new to this. Either grab a bed or grab a controller. Street's undefeated at Tiger Woods Golf today.
LeftOnHustonStreet: The key is never putting but always to swing 3 of lumber
MiltonBradley: he aint lost today using nothin but his 3 wood?
RagingHarden: Yeah, but he's only been playing computer John Daly. In this game he's usually 3 or 4 under by the 9th hole, but then he puts down 7 shots of Cuervo and just smokes butts by a water hazard.
MiltonBradley: man games are gettin way too realistic
