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**Online Host** Welcome to The Young and the Restless Chat |
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VaJJ: Jeff, I need to talk to you. |
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SuppanSandwich: Yeah, JJ? |
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VaJJ: See...I'm in love with you. |
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**Online Host** The camera zooms in on SuppanSandwich's eyes, which are darting around at an unhealthy rate |
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SuppanSandwich: But! No! You know that I am in love with Bill! I am and forever will be! |
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VaJJ: Bill has been in a coma for 7 years. Don't you think it's time you moved on? |
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AintNoHallBackGrl: You cheat on me and I'll break you. |
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VaJJ: Stop messing this up!
/elbows ribs |
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AintNoHallBackGrl: Oof I mean "......" |
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SuppanSandwich: Never! The world will never understand our love. |
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VaJJ: Well, I didn't want it to come to this, but I must tell you.
I'm pregnant. |
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**Online Host** A dramatic organ chord strikes and holds as the camera quickly zooms to SuppanSandwich's trembling face |
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SuppanSandwich: But....How? |
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VaJJ: Don't ask me this happens all the time on daytime tv. |
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SuppanSandwich: When are you expecting? |
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VaJJ: Several months. That is unless....
OOOO! OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! |
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SuppanSandwich: Are you alright? What is it? |
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VaJJ: The baby! It's coming now! I knew I should have checked my calendar.
Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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VaJJ: AHHHHHH!!!!
/gives birth |
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SuppanSandwich: Oh my God. He's beautiful. |
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SwallowsOfCapuano: Goo goo gah gah where's my fat CBS paycheck? |
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AintNoHallBackGrl: Do guys in comas ever wear sunglasses? I feel like I should be wearing sunglasses. |
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Director: Cut! |
