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**Online Host** Welcome to Yankees Weight Room Chat! |
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OldLOL: So then my doctor says, "Physical? Roger if you're playing baseball at 45 you need a mental!" Hahaha! |
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homosexual_rod: LAWL |
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OldLOL: I know, right? So then I said "Doc I'd invite you to a game, but the whole damn place is going to be sold out whenever I pitch so go suck a socket wrench." |
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homosexual_rod: A SOGET WRENCH ES TOO SKINNY HE NEES SOMETHINK WITH SOME GR-R-R-RTH |
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**Online Host**
pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: hey big tits get off of my military presst machine the missionary breast machine is over there |
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OldLOL: You must be Kyle. These guys told me about you. |
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homosexual_rod: HEES A REAL ASS-HO |
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OldLOL: In case you're the only person in the country who didn't know it I'm the best pitcher ever to play this game and if you don't believe me you can check out my contract. It's in there somewhere.
/hands contract |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: 18 mil for 4 months you better rub down my trapezi whilst i strike out the mannynator |
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OldLOL: Funny. See, kid, I run the show now. You might think you can act cute and run your mouth at all these other pawns, but play time's over. Go do some curls or something. |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: o.k. gramps if you could operate your eyeballses you'd see a perfect pair of biceps ready to knock your fucking teeth down your throat |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: also i must be on the granpappy of all acids because i know no one could give less of a donkey's nuts about this team than me |
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OldLOL: I love this organization! Sure, the money's nice, but in my heart I knew I wanted to stay a Yankee. This team is like family. |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: funny says here you'll be skippin games when you don't have to pitch |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: i understant old people like to sit still and stare at the wall but just talk to johnny damon its like the same damn thing |
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OldLOL: Hey Kyle, I'd really love to take your advice, but the last time I checked your ERA was 4.41 and you don't have a win or a save to your name. I know this might sound a little harsh coming from a national icon, but what the hell.
Fuck yourself, Farnsworth. |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: Yeah I don't know what to do now. |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: /punch |
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**Online Host** OldLOL has been knocked to the ground and is playing dead |
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OldLOL: Don't tell him that. Jesus! |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: /punch |
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**Online Host** Ok he's pretty hurt now |
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pr0ff3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: thanks |
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**Online Host** No problem I hate when that dick comes here. I never even invite him he just shows up. |
