The Dugout
By Nick - 5-16-07
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**Online Host** Welcome to the Arizona Diamondbacks Front Office Chat!
TheHouseCallasponMe: die mothafucka!
you fuckin die!
/attempts to break restraints
SideByrnes: Can we put another pair of handcuffs on him or something? I don't really think this is safe.
LadyCop: Nah I think we're fine.
TheHouseCallasponMe: i swear bitch first thing i do once i bust these cuffs im gonna bash ya fuckin skull in with a box a ritzes
LadyCop: Whoa wait a second what'd you just say?
TheHouseCallasponMe: said shut ya fuckin snout before i spit acid in ya face or somethin
LadyCop: Oh, that's funny. I could've sworn...
SideByrnes: Alright, the other general managers should be here any minute. I'm going to go wait for them at the front door chat room. Just make sure he doesn't get loose, alright? I want to make him look somewhat presentable for these guys.
**Online Host** SideByrnes has left the chat room
LadyCop: So what'd you do?
TheHouseCallasponMe: first i told that bitch a mine to shut the fuck up but she aint shuttin up so i slice er face
LadyCop: Oh. Oh Jesus.
TheHouseCallasponMe: yeah i know right
so then my sons like "daddy please stop" cryin an shit so i called him a pussy an threw him against his headboard
TheHouseCallasponMe: i forget what happened friday but my dumbshit wife musta said somethin stupid cuz all i remember is punchin her and stompin on her
TheHouseCallasponMe: i swear ima do the same to you bitch if you dont get me some damn grits
LadyCop: Wait....are you?.....
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: im anything you want me to be
LadyCop: Ooooooooooooooo
LadyCop: Listen, this is going to sound crazy, but can I
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i thought youd never ask
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: bitch
LadyCop: /unlocks handcuffs
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: now we can be together forever
**Online Host** SideByrnes has entered the chat room
SideByrnes: Ok it looks like everyone is running a little late so
OH MY GOD
**Online Host** TheHouseCallasponMe is choking and punching LadyCop while smiling ear to ear
