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bud_is_wiser: /long cigarette drag /puts cigarette out on palm |
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bud_is_wiser: Alright, tough guy. You want to play games? I'll play games. Yeah I've got a real fun game we can play. |
| SoupOrSalas: ...baseball? | |
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bud_is_wiser: This is a game nobody likes to play. It's where I brainlove you so hard you'll admit whether or not you've crapped yourself in public before. |
| SoupOrSalas: ok what are the rules | |
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bud_is_wiser: I'm going to ask you questions. You answer truthfully and you win. If you lie I'm going to snap off some digits with this lobster cracker. |
| SoupOrSalas: well at least i don't have to worry about | |
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bud_is_wiser: /brandishes playboy |
| SoupOrSalas: oh jesus | |
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bud_is_wiser: Question 1: Do you play for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays? |
| SoupOrSalas: /head perks ... yes... |
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bud_is_wiser: Good! |
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bud_is_wiser: Question 2: Do you want one-hundred dollars? |
| SoupOrSalas: ....! god this is weird ....no? |
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bud_is_wiser: gooood |
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bud_is_wiser: Question 3: Have you done steroids this year? |
| SoupOrSalas: Oh never! | |
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bud_is_wiser: /throws ceramic dish against wall GODDAMNIT JUAN I KNOW YOU'RE LYING /flips table |
| SoupOrSalas: no! mr. selig i swear! | |
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bud_is_wiser: You think you're smart?!? You think you can trick me? Well I got news for you: I'm not going anywhere until you tell me what kind of sick shit you've been cranked out on. |
| SoupOrSalas: i don't know what you think you know but i know that you don't know it | |
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bud_is_wiser: You guys are all the same. I can't prove it so you just put a blanket over your head and play dumb. Well enjoy it because someday I'm going to kick you and your scumbug cronies to the skids. |
| SoupOrSalas: ...can i go now? | |
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bud_is_wiser: Sure, but after one last question. Who took steroids: Dan Uggla or Tom Gordon? |
| SoupOrSalas: ha trick question. i did steroids | |
| SoupOrSalas: oh shit you're good |
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