The Dugout
By Nick - 5-9-07
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**Online Host** Welcome to Homerun Buddies Chat

LicenseToPills: all i'm sayin is hittin homeruns gets easier every year i swear one of these days i'm gonna break the single season record
long_live_giambi: You already did.
LicenseToPills: well bust my sucka this calls for a drink

/injects self with steroids
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OrtizItThisOne: Guys you won't believe this. I was just listening to the radio and Curt Schilling was, well.... He was saying awful things about you, Barry.
LicenseToPills: what like i'm a busta
OrtizItThisOne: Well, kind of. Worse.
LicenseToPills: that i'm a lusta
OrtizItThisOne: Yeah, he did mention you cheating on your wife. Still worse.
LicenseToPills: that i like that queer ass band gusta
OrtizItThisOne: They're just eccentric, but no.
OrtizItThisOne: He said you're a cheater and that you do steroids. I was sticking up for you, but he's my teammate. I was pretty torn.
long_live_giambi: Stuck up for him like you bashed in his locker with what the Spanish call los brazos del steroizos?
OrtizItThisOne: What?
LicenseToPills: did you show him what happens when you mess with a crazy mothafucka on steroids

you know rip a page out of his stat book and smoke a steroid blunt
OrtizItThisOne: Oh my god... You mean you guys have done steroids?
long_live_giambi: Well wait a second here. This is a dumb question but uhhhh

Are you saying you've never done steroids?
LicenseToPills: /imitating old intercom

crrrr neerrrdd allleeeerrt
OrtizItThisOne: Well no! I mean. I could have I guess. You know, unknowingly or something.
LicenseToPills: hey that'll be $2k
OrtizItThisOne: For what?
LicenseToPills: royalties i wrote that line