The Dugout
By Nick - 5-2-07
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**Online Host** Welcome to the Worst Teams in the AL Chat Room!

AFlyingBuck: at first i used to tell people i had no relation to joe buck when i introduced myself, but now i kind of like to let people think what they want. sometimes i get special service
Corky_Romano: what kina serbice
AFlyingBuck: you know, the good stuff. extra toppings on my pizza, free air freshener at the car wash, etc.
AFlyingBuck: ooo, and i've gotten like 10 years worth of free aol so if you ever want to go halfsies on a computer let me know
  **Online Host** homosexual_rod has entered the chat room
homosexual_rod: OH MY GOD EET SMELLS LIGE ROBING ALGOHOL AN DIRTY LAUNDRY
Corky_Romano: dat would be me an dat would be me. hey you wanna take a ol crow challen

/swigs Old Crow
/vomits on pants
homosexual_rod: WHY AM I IN SUCH A AWFUL PLACE IM AMAZINK NOW
AFlyingBuck: yeah well too bad your team is in the toilet. you only won 9 games in april
homosexual_rod: THAS NOT aRAHS FAULT WHY DO I GOTTA SULFUR FOR EET
Corky_Romano: DAMMIT
Corky_Romano: THIS WHY NOBODY LIKE YOU ALES. YOU DONT UNERSTAN WHAT CONCEPT OF A TEAM IS
Corky_Romano: ISTED A TRYIN TO HELP OUT YOUR TEAM YOU JUS SHIF THE BLAME
Corky_Romano: MABE IF YOU WERE HAF A GOOD AT HELPIN YOUR TEAMAZE A YOU ARE AT HITTIN HOMERUN YOU WOULDNT BE EAR
homosexual_rod: YOU KNOW THEES CRAZY OL CHOLO EES RIGH aRAH CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH ON THE FIELD. THAS WHY EVERYONE LIGE JEET SO MUCH
AFlyingBuck: why are you guys yelling at each other