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MarkPrevios: This place sucks. All of my friends are playing for keeps and I'm still stuck in spring training. What the hell happened to me. |
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MarkPrevious: Well sitting here complaining about it sure isn't going to do anything. I've got to fight my way back to the top! Just like Dmitri Young! And Corey Patterson! And Rick Ankiel! Well I guess he didn't rise to the top so much as sink further to the bottom, but at least he admitted he couldn't pitch anymore good for him. |
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MarkPrevious: Time to show these guys what Mark Prior is made of! |
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MarkPrevious: /pitch |
**Online Host** MarkPrevious' arm has detached at 91 MPH |
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SomeMinorLeagueBum: /swing |
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Umpire: Steee-rike! |
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MarkPrevious: Oh. I totally forgot my ball and socket joint is actually just velcro. HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! |
| **Online Host** MarkPrevious has fallen face first onto the pitcher's mound. And shat himself. | |
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MarkPrevious: Wh...where am I? |
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YoungDoctor: You suffered severe arm trauma in the form of your arm being used as a ball for 6 2/3 innings of baseball. |
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MarkPrevious: But I only pitched 2. |
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YoungDoctor: Eh, it's the minors. Whatayagonnado |
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YoungDoctor: Lucky for you we stitched most of 'er back on there. Looks like new. /picks bit of lint from exposed bone shard |
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MarkPrevious: Will I ever pitch in the majors again? |
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YoungDoctor: Actually I would say this improves your chances quite a bit. You see your hand got the worst of it on a hanging curve in the fourth and...well have you ever considered replacing it with a locking spring? |
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