The Dugout
By Nick - 4-4-07
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**Online Host** Welcome to the Toronto Blue Jays Spring Training Chat!

WatchuTalkinBoutWells: great job team second place in the al east aint too bad man
TwoChacinAGlass: yeah baby YEAH BABY WHOOOOOOOOO
TwoChacinAGlass: bust out that bubbbblaaayyy i need to get MUH MESSED UP ON SONNNNNNNN

/pops cork, dumps whole bottle on face
WatchuTalkinBoutWells: whoa easy kid you dont wanna wreck yo shit
TwoChacinAGlass: i'm a man back up check this out check it

/dumps another bottle onto face
TwoChacinAGlass: hahahaHAAAAA YEAH BABY YEAH THATS WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT

THATS. WHAT. IM. TALKIN. BOUT WHOOOOOOOOO
WatchuTalkinBoutWells: aight well nobodys havin fun no more so i guess we all just gonna peace
  **Online Host** The Rest of the Blue Jays have left the chat room
  **Online Host** 2 hours later...
TwoChacinAGlass: ONE. TWO. THREE.

CHUGGGGGGGGGGGG
TwoChacinAGlass:

/dumps bacardi on face
TwoChacinAGlass: well i guess i should go LOOKIN FOR SOME PARTAAYYYSSS
  **Online Host** TwoChacinAGlass has left the chat room
  **Online Host** Welcome to Gustavo's Car Chat!
TwoChacinAGlass: i need to find some LAAAADIIIIEESSSSS
  **Online Host** TwoChacinAGlass is being pulled over
LadyCop: Sir do you know why...oh sweet Jesus do you play baseball?
TwoChacinAGlass: why HELLLOOOO MISSES OFFICER are you gonna CUFF ME?
LadyCop: Oh, you're drunk. Get out of the car.
TwoChacinAGlass: whoa now pretty lady you're gonna have to buy me a couple more drinks first but ok

/gets out of car
LadyCop: Alright, now walk this straight line.
TwoChacinAGlass: hey watch what you say sugar i got a girlfriend you have to buy me some more drinks before i'm gonna okie dokie

/walks line
LadyCop: ...what the hell is that? You're walking like a robot. You're pausing mid-stride every time.
TwoChacinAGlass: this is how i move baby you better watch out cause i'm a CRAAAAZZZYYYY MOTHERFUCKER

/headbutts LadyCop
LadyCop: guhhhh

/collapses
TwoChacinAGlass: WHOOOOO I LOVE IT

I. LOVE. IT.

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