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TheConstantGarner: I can't believe you actually talked me into this shit again. |
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OldLOL: Baby you know you love this little game we play. |
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OldLOL: First I tell you you're my first choice and that I just need a little time to chill. |
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OldLOL: Then I parade my skanky ass around the east coast listening to all the lovely dollar figures aimed my way. God I get a rise just thinking about it. |
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TheConstantGarner: So what did you want to tell me this time, Dickbag? |
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OldLOL: Wellllll then! I can see I'm not wanted around here! I'll just have to work out a contract that allows me to pitch for whatever team your sorry ass happens to be playing that day. Hope you like being dominated like the old idiot that you are. |
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TheConstantGarner: Roger... |
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OldLOL: No! I'm serious! In fact I think you should consider me unavailable. |
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TheConstantGarner: $$$ |
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OldLOL: Ooooooo |
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TheConstantGarner: Now I believe you had something to tell me. |
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OldLOL: Yeah I will be reaching a decision on April 30th. |
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TheConstantGarner: You know who you remind me of? |
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OldLOL: No and I don't give a dumping cowboy what you think. |
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AnimationOswalt: Fuck that guy, Coach. He's not the kind of influence we want on this team. All he cares about is living an easy life and having lots of money. |
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TheConstantGarner: I wish I were that type of coach, I really do, but I want what's best for this team. That man can pitch, god damnit, and we need him. I mean hell we're running a 4 man rotation plus a reliever. He can get us to the playoffs. |
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AnimationOswalt: But he's such a dick |
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TheConstantGarner: Now I understand why women always fall for the assholes. |
