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**Online Host** Welcome to the Arizona Diamondbacks Spring Training Chat! |
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TheMelvinPot: Great news, Brandon! The front office more than doubled our yearly allowance! |
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BrandonWebbNude: Whoa, really? What the hell for? |
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TheMelvinPot: I guess they realized that in order to compete with the big market teams we'd have to become one. |
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BrandonWebbNude: I knew this team would come around. So how's this going to work? There are no free agents left worth signing. |
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TheMelvinPot: Well we used almost all of the money to buyout all of the top prospects in Japan, so we quite literally control the future of baseball. Teams are so anxious to get their hands on these players that we can get anyone in the league. |
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BrandonWebbNude: Huh, really? |
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TheMelvinPot: Yep! I actually just got off the phone with St. Louis. Albert Pujols will be here tomorrow morning. |
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BrandonWebbNude: Albert Pujols!? |
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TheMelvinPot: The one and only. Actually Johan Santana should be here any minute I worked that one out yesterday morning. |
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BrandonWebbNude: JOHAN SANTANA!!!!!!!!!!! |
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TheMelvinPot: Yeah he's ours now. Oh, I almost forgot. You're going to be getting an extra 4 million dollars this year. |
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BrandonWebbNude: Haha! This is great! |
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TheMelvinPot: April fools we're the Diamondbacks and we suck. |
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BrandonWebbNude: Aw, really? Did we get anybody? |
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big_johnson: hyuck hyuck hyuck |
