The Dugout
By Nick - 3-30-07
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**Online Host** Welcome to the Detroit Tigers Spring Training Chat!

GuillenHimSomethinHeCanFeel: /toss
GotMeOnMyKnees: Looking good, Carlos.

GuillenHimSomethinHeCanFeel: Thanks, coach!

/toss

  **Online Host** A ball has smacked GuillenHimSomethinHeCanFeel across the shin.
GotMeOnMyKnees: ...are you ok?
GuillenHimSomethinHeCanFeel: Yeah but I'm going to leave anyway see ya.
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GotMeOnMyKnees: Unfortunate, but we've been pretty lucky this offseason. I just hope nobody else gets hurt.
TheGambler: Hey coach I'm hurt.
GotMeOnMyKnees: Oh for the love of...

What is it? Torn cuff? Hyperextended shoulder? Old man smell?
TheGambler: Nah I'm just tired.
GotMeOnMyKnees: Of course you're tired. You're an athlete. You just threw like 80 pitches.
TheGambler: Yeah you're telling me I'm beat. I really could just use a 15 day nap you know what I'm saying?

/nudge nudge
GotMeOnMyKnees: No. Nope.
TheGambler: See the thing is chief I could really use this nap and, coincidently, I could break your 95 year old ass by accident.
GotMeOnMyKnees: Kenny, someday you're going to regret treating people so poorly. You'll be this old one day.
TheGambler: Yeah not for like another 5 years so here's to life.
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GotMeOnMyKnees: What is it with these guys? It seems like every time I turn around they'r

JUSTIN! STOP THAT!
VerlanderlayIndustries:

/stops playing russian roulette