The Dugout
By Nick - 3-27-07
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**Online Host** Welcome to Athletics Spring Training Chat!

LeftOnHustonStreet: Thanks for bring me here mans.
HarenMySoup: god why do you let this dumb bitch hang around with us
HarenMySoup: hes scarin away all the press
LeftOnHustonStreet: BUHHHHHHHHH
HarenMySoup: for christs sake hes got one giant tooth
RagingHarden: I don't know man. I think he's funny.
LeftOnHustonStreet: If it's the pleasing may I urinate?
RagingHarden: Ha! Hahaha.
HarenMySoup: guy talks like kiko calero went to college
IGetAKikoYou: ungh
IGetAKikoYou: UNGH UNGH
HarenMySoup: /tosses peanut brittle
IGetAKikoYou: /scurries behind dugout

/tries to plant peanut brittle tree
IGerenteeIt: Hey, boys. How are the arms feeling?
RagingHarden: Good.
HarenMySoup: good
LeftOnHustonStreet: I think if a baseball should play I would be the victor!
IGerenteeIt: Great! We're going to need you guys to stay healthy the whole year. We need to keep as many balls out of the outfield as possible.
RagingHarden: Yeah if you get 20 starts out of me I'll be shocked. Like, I'll wreck my drawers.
HarenMySoup: why whats up with the outfield
IGerenteeIt: Bunch of reefers! Caught them passing a "doober" behind the backstop every day this week.
  **Online Host** Meanwhile in the outfield...
7WordsYouKotsayOnTV: dude is that base moving
swisher_sweets: no man shutup
7WordsYouKotsayOnTV: no im not messing man look its taking off!
7WordsYouKotsayOnTV: oh damn dude thats a plastic bag hahaha
swisher_sweets: ugh baseball sucks what else is on

/extends fist, clicks air remote
swisher_sweets: /click

/click click click
swisher_sweets: fuck it