The Dugout
By Nick - 3-20-07
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**Online Host** Welcome to Red Sox Chat! LivinLaVidaLugo: Coach we've got a problem. FranconaBun: What is it this time, Julio? Did Wily Mo Pena try to crush you with a rock again? LivinLaVidaLugo: No Manny's cooking baseballs on a grill in left center. FranconaBun: Well I guess that's just Manny being Manny. LivinLaVidaLugo: No it's Manny setting fire to our equipment. FranconaBun: Oh yeah. I'll go talk to him.   **Online Host** Meanwhile in the outfield MannyTheTorpedoes: an loogit these babies fry is like a ferno out here /pushes baseballs around grill with bat MyNameIsSlimJD: Wow you were right Manny this thing is aaawwwwesome! Can I give her a try? MannyTheTorpedoes: sure mang jus be carful this aint a toy MyNameIsSlimJD: /tosses phonebook onto grill   **Online Host** A giant cloud of black smoke bursts into the sky from a 3 foot flame atop Manny's mighty grill MyNameIsSlimJD: Coooooool! MannyTheTorpedoes: yah is prety good for burnin boogs i gues   **Online Host** FranconaBun has entered the chat FranconaBun: Jesus almighty what the hell is going on out here!? MannyTheTorpedoes: hey ur jus in time for desert leder rip cogo SoggyInMilk: /tosses cake onto grill MannyTheTorpedoes: achuly that aint lookin so good mabe it needs a cook for a few ours FranconaBun: You can't have that out here, Manny. This is supposed to be a place of business. MannyTheTorpedoes: this is bidness mang im selin sargent grillman to a highst bider on ebay FranconaBun: /produces laptop Let's see here.... FranconaBun: What? This isn't even your grill. This is not your sale. MannyTheTorpedoes: thas inposible i made a acount an evrythin MannyTheTorpedoes: i hate a inernet FranconaBun: Oh, look at this. You actually do have an account. Let's see what you're selling... FranconaBun: Uh, you put yourself up for sale on here. MannyTheTorpedoes: manny ebaying manny

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