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**Online Host** Welcome to Nationals Spring Training Chat! |
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ActaFool: Ok Larry, you're up. Bring Casto in from second. |
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LarryTheatre: Uh I don't think I can do that coach. |
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ActaFool: What're you talking about? You're our starting first baseman today. |
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LarryTheatre: I...can't explain it. Just trust me on this I'm not playing. |
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ActaFool: Well explain it or you're getting setting to our minor league affiliate the Montreal Expos. |
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LarryTheatre: Well it's just that I uh...
/shifts eyes towards end of dugout |
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ActaFool: It's just that yooouuuu....... |
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LarryTheatre: Well I just thought that uhhh...
/leans head towards end of dugout |
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ActaFool: Huh?
/looks towards end of dugout |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: fuck! what in a fuck!
/sharpens bat against rock |
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ActaFool: Holy shit he got out of his cell. Yeah, go hide or something I'll handle this. |
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**Online Host** LarryTheatre has left the chat room |
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ActaFool: Heeeey, Dmitri. What you got there? A spear bat? Cool, that's cool. |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: we outa seeds
/stuffs mouth with sunflower seeds
/washes down whole seeds with water |
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ActaFool: Yeah that was actually our supply for the entire Spring, so if you could sit tight for a sec and just |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: get out my fuckin way befo i break ya ass |
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**Online Host** SteakGrowsOnDmitri has stepped into the batter's box |
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ActaFool: Well, this is it. It was fun being manager for a little bit, but I'm screwed now. He's probably going to impale the umpire with that prison-quality shank and.. |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /smacks single |
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ActaFool: ..and by then I hope to God he's out of bullets because everybody knows he hates co-
Wait, what? |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: bitch ass mufucka i rip yo shit an i pull my grip
/readjusts gun in back of pants |
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**Online Host** Later in the 3rd inning... |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: oh this dumb shit think im jus some lil bitch huh well guess what mufucka BLAOW
/smashes homerun |
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ActaFool: You've got to be shitting me. He's actually performing.
Something's not right here. |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: BLAOW
/cracks batboy over the head with bat |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: BLAOW
/climbs into stands and punches peanut guy |
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ActaFool: Oh, ok. Phew. |
