The Dugout
By Nick - 3-1-07
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**Online Host** Welcome to Rangers Chat!

MikeFun: I'll be damned if this isn't the best part of the year. I just feel like the world is on a plate in front of me.
Corky_Romano: ees been way too har to stay way from ear
MikeFun: Oh yeah I forgot, you retired for a little bit didn't you? Welcome back, Sammy.
Corky_Romano: it seem like as soon as i say i were retirin eryone foget about been mad at me
Corky_Romano: SO NOW IM PLAYIN FOR THE RAINERS
ShowalterTheDoor: Hey there guys. I'm sorta in a bind, but I wanted t'drop off yer contract extension. I'll be back in a jiffy t'answer any questions.
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Corky_Romano: AH THIS MUS BE MY
MikeFun: Ooo actually I think uh...
Corky_Romano: holy smoges 80 miyon dollars thas crazy
Corky_Romano: says ear ill be playin throu 2013 ill be 45 by den
Corky_Romano: wow i beher star doin things righ you kno
Corky_Romano: NO MORE DRUS NO MORE SKIPIN GAMES
Corkey_Romano: ERYONE GONA SEE A NEW SAMMY SOSA

THE BES SAMMY SOSA YET
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ShowalterTheDoor: So how's everything lookin', champ?
Corky_Romano: LOOGS GOO COASH BUH I GOTTA AGS WHY THE RAINERS BELIEF IN ME WHEN NO ONE BELIEF IN ME
ShowalterTheDoor: What're you talkin' about and why do you have Mike's contract? Didn't you retare? Give that thing back t'him.
ShowalterTheDoor: And fer the record nobody believes in you.
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Corky_Romano: oh...
MikeFun: awwwkwwaaarrrrd
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Corky_Romano: don belief in me ill show em
Corky_Romano: /corks biceps