**Online Host** Welcome to Angels Spring Training Chat! |
|
 |
IGarreteeIt: Easy does it... Eeeaasy.... /inches towards standstill baseball |
|
IGarreteeIt: /shuts eyes /picks up baseball |
|
IGarreteeIt: /peeks through one eye Hey coach I told you I could practice! Check it! |
 |
chpwned: Nobody cares about you anymore, old man. The new stud in town is getting all the attention. |
 |
GreasersAndScoscia: Hey Gary! Catch! /ropes line drive towards centerfield wall |
 |
SargeII: /spins with arm over the wall /makes catch |
|
GreasersAndScoscia: Atta boy! Nice! |
|
IGarreteeIt: What? I'm like two years older than that guy and I've accomplished twice as much. Isn't this the first multiyear deal this guy has ever been offered? |
|
chpwned: Yeah, but he went crazy during his contract year. Big payday man. $50 mil for 5 years. |
|
IGarreteeIt: Man that's like what I make. I busted my ass every damn day I've been in the majors. |
|
chpwned: Yeah it sure sucks to be you I forgot he took your job. |
|
chpwned: Oh wait that was me. Dipshit. |
| **Online Host** chpwned has left the chat room | |
|
GreasersAndScoscia: Hey Gary! Here comes another! |
|
SargeII: ok skipp |
|
GreasersAndScoscia: /hits grounder Charge on it! |
|
SargeII: /sprints and fields grounder /whips baseball into parking lot |
| **Online Host** IGarreteeIt's car's windshield has been smashed by a baseball | |
|
GreasersAndScoscia: Haha! Yeah! Nice hustle! |
|
SargeII: yah i broke that stupid thing |
|
IGarreteeIt: /sigh /walks into dugout and turns on radio |
 |
Radio: "And now sports! More news on Gary Matthews out of Anaheim!" |
|
IGarreteeIt: Great, it looks like everybody loves this guy. |
|
Radio: "A shady pharmacy believed to be harboring and distributing steroids had its doors busted in and was raided by an enforcement task force. Of those listed as purchasers one Matthews Jr.!" |
|
IGarreteeIt: Oh my god! He cheated! |
|
SargeII: hey coach hit a baseball |
|
GreasersAndScoscia: Nah, you've had enough for today. Bring it in. |
|
IGarreteeIt: I can't believe it! I have half a mind to announce this on the bullhorn right now! |
|
IGarreteeIt: Of course it could just be a rumor, but it makes so much sense. Who beter to use steroids than a 30-something nobody who never had a decent season to his name. |
|
IGarreteeIt: I guess I'm being selfish. I've been fortunate enough to make it in the bigs. I've gotten to play for the same great ballclub my entire career. I can't imagine being claimed off waivers so many damn times. |
|
IGarreteeIt: I'm being resentful. For his sake, I hope those allegations aren't true. |
|
SargeII: hey grits did you see my brand new fast car |
|
IGarreteeIt: Yeah, it's real nice. Good for you, man. |
|
SargeII: yah better than that ugly wife of yours |
|
IGarreteeIt: Here hold this bag of HGH for me. |
Photos
link to player info.
WordUpThome.com