The Dugout
By Nick - 2-20-07
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**Online Host** Welcome to TigersChat!

GotMeOnMyKnees: God damnit!
RobertsonCrusoe: Whoa easy coach. Im the only one around and if you have a heart attack Im not touching you. You know how creepy you look when youre unconscious.
GotMeOnMyKnees: The bastard actually has the nerve to say he didn't deserve what he got last year. An outrage!
RobertsonCrusoe: Who Kevin Federline? I dont know man some of his rhymes werent that bad for a white guy whose rap exposure was limited to Nelly and MC Chris.
GotMeOnMyKnees: No! Dmitri Young is saying we cut him because he was addicted to drugs and assaulted a women. Totally out of line!
RobertsonCrusoe: Wait, so why was he cut?
GotMeOnMyKnees: Because he's a psychopathic lush who's about one hit of crack shy of lighting up a church with an uzi.
GotMeOnMyKnees: And hell he had 43 hits to compliment his 39 strikeouts. His poor performance was reason enough.
GotMeOnMyKnees: Screw 'em, he's somebody else's problem now.
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: enough problem t'go around bitch
GotMeOnMyKnees: Oh my God! Nate quick! Call the police!
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yee brah here lemme help yo ass out

/tosses dismantled phone onto table
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: git the fuck out befo i knock them purrrty specs through ya gaddamn face
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GotMeOnMyKnees: Dmitri, I know
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: naw listen bitch
GotMeOnMyKnees: No, you listen!
GotMeOnMyKnees: I tried to help you, damnit, but you just won't hear it. And look what it's cost you. Your wife, your job, your respect. You're a damn fool. Anyone can see this is a cover.
GotMeOnMyKnees: You're hurt. You're hurt bad. But it's not too late. You need to learn to accept responsibility for your own mistakes and keep from making them again. It's part of being human.
GotMeOnMyKnees: I hope you figure that out someday, Dmitri. You're a good guy. I always liked you.
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: you know what your right about some'in
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i do got you on yo knees

/smacks metal chain across stomach
GotMeOnMyKnees: AUUUUUGHHHH

/collapses
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: you gonna wish you aint neva fucked wit my shit
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: now tell me where the salt n vins are at befo shit gets messy