The Dugout
By Nick - 2-15-07
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**Online Host** Welcome to Contract Chat!
MyNameIsSlimJD: I spy with my little eye.
TheoElDio: God.
MyNameIsSlimJD: Somethiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
TheoElDio: No.
MyNameIsSlimJD: White.
TheoElDio: We've been in here for over two months. Can we please stop playing this game? I already told you I can't see where you are.
MyNameIsSlimJD: It's my cursor, man! Haha! Haha!
TheoElDio: Oh my God. What just happened?
MyNameIsSlimJD: Nothing new. You haven't won a game yet.
TheoElDio: No, you're hat! You're on the Red Sox now. Finally!
MyNameIsSlimJD: I thought I was already playing for Boston.
TheoElDio: Very popular misconception. First we agreed on a preliminary deal, but the language in the contract concerning future injuries became an issue. Then when we figured that all out the league needed to approve it since it was so confusing. After that we didn't have room on our roster, but it looks like Lenny DiNardo just got picked up on waivers.
MyNameIsSlimJD: Cool, so we're all set?
TheoElDio: Almost. Part of your contract allows you to pick two teams that you don't want to be traded to. I guess you should pick those now.
MyNameIsSlimJD: Kansas City.
TheoElDio: I took the liberty of filling that one in for you.
MyNameSlimJD: Hmm...which team was it again that doesn't believe pitchers are real people?
TheoElDio: The Orioles.
MyNameIsSlimJD: Oh yeah...well what about that team that bases its hitting philosophy on striking out?
TheoElDio: The Reds. They're making Mark Bellhorn their captain this year.
MyNameIsSlimJD: This is tough. Can I have a minute?
TheoElDio: One. Minute.
MyNameIsSlimJD: /browses ESPN.com
MyNameIsSlimJD: Ha. Gay basketball.
MyNameIsSlimJD: /drops coffee
/leans in towards computer screen
MyNameIsSlimJD: Washington. God, anywhere but Washington.
