The Dugout
By Nick - 2-13-07
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GregThomas: As President of the Visual Concepts department of 2k Sports I'd like to welcome all of you to our cover unveiling.
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Wouldn't miss it for the world, Greg! Have you lost weight?
GregThomas: Ha haaaa you're a killer Jeet. I swear if I were gay.
JohanSolo: What a load of bullshit.
my_morneau_jacket: I don't even understand what's going on. What is this?
OrtizItThisOne: This is a little party 2k sports has for Jeter every year when they announce he's the cover boy of their baseball video game.
my_morneau_jacket: Oh. That's gay.
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Shut up, you guys! You don't know what you're talking about. They could put anybody on the box. If you ask me this is just as important as the MVP.
OrtizItThisOne: PHHHT Hahahaha!
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: It is! This is the best baseball video game out there.
JohanSolo: You are so full of shit I can't even stand it. I'd rather play MVP 2005 than this bullshit. What I'm supposed be impressed because I can customize my homerun celebration?
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: It's so cool though!
JohanSolo: I made Tori Hunter's homerun trot him holding up a sign that says "Derek Jeter is a shit bag".
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Nuh uh! You can't do that!
JohanSolo: Nah sure you can. If we're playing the Yankees he kicks you in the nuts on his way to third.
OrtizItThisOne: Yeah, I mean I don't know much about video games, but this is crap.
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Well what would you know? You know, having never been on the cover of a great game.
OrtizItThisOne: I was on the cover of MLB06 The Show.
my_morneau_jacket: Oh yeah that was so cool. I love that game.
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Are you kidding?! That game was stupid. My stats weren't even maxed out.
GregThomas: Actually you're right, Jeet. That game was totally unrealistic.
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: /raspberry
GregThomas: But back to the matter at hand, I'd like to announce who will be on the cover of this year's game.
GregThomas: Derek......
OnThaDownLowe: Lowe....Lowe....
please say Lowe come on man
GregThomas: Jeter!
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Ha! Yay! Yaaay!
JohanSolo: So does he pay you guys for this or what?
GregThomas: Handsomely!
OnThaDownLowe: The Lowe children are going to be so, so very disapointed.