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ItsPat: Alright, everything looks good to me. Do we have a deal, Antonio? |
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AlfonTheSecaGod: You bet, Mr. Gillick. I promise you'll see me on your roster come April. I have a lot of pride in myself and, frankly, I've got just as much to prove. |
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ItsPat: That's the kind of attitude I like to hear from my players! Put 'er there! |
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ItsPat: /shake |
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AlfonTheSecaGod: /shake |
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ItsPat: AH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! |
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AlfonTheSecaGod: What? My Texas hat? Was I supposed to go buy my own Phillies hat or something? |
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ItsPat: Th...That! |
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AlfonTheSecaGod: Oh, you didn't know? I have six fingers on each of my hands. |
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ItsPat: With all do respect that's the most screwed up bs I've ever seen. What'd you do? Amputate the pinky toe off of each foot and sew them onto your hands? |
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AlfonTheSecaGod: No. I have a condition called polydactyly. I actually have 6 toes on each foot too. |
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ItsPat: I'm not buying it. Hey Chase get in here. |
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**Online Host** Dastardly_and_Utley has entered the chat |
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Dastardly_and_Utley: hey boss my money here yet |
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ItsPat: This is bigger than money. Check out this guy's hands. |
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Dastardly_and_Utley: ... |
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ItsPat: What's your prognosis? |
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Dastardly_and_Utley: that's bullshit |
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ItsPat: I know! It's like some screwed up form of Dominican plastic surgery. I bet chicks like that or something. |
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AlfonTheSecaGod: No, not really. |
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ItsPat: What, so it makes you throw faster or something crazy? |
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AlfonTheSecaGod: Yes. Having 6 fingers allows me to throw faster than a guy with 5 fingers. |
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ItsPat: Well that settles that, sign here. |
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ItsPat: Oh God, do you need a special pen? I didn't mean to offend you. |
