The Dugout
By Nick - 1-11-07
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bud_is_wiser: You really did it this time you human sack of all things unnatural. It's been confirmed that you failed a drug test in 2006.

LicenseToPills: wait for steroids?
bud_is_wiser: No.
LicenseToPills: coke?
bud_is_wiser: No.
LicenseToPills: tranquilizers?
bud_is_wiser: No.
LicenseToPills: adderall?
bud_is_wiser: No.
LicenseToPills: that shit inside thermometers?
bud_is_wiser: Amphetamines.
LicenseToPills: ahhhh amphetamines that's the shit
bud_is_wiser: Are you crazy? You've got the world's biggest spotlight on you 24/7 and are constantly being fine-tooth combed for athletic enhancers. Why in God's name would you do this to yourself?
LicenseToPills: sweeney
bud_is_wiser: What?
LicenseToPills: yeah that dumb bitch. i mean he's my teammate and my friend but he tricked me. he had all kinds of freaky shit in his locker so natch i started ingesting most of it.
bud_is_wiser: Wow, you're really going to follow Sosa on this and try to pass the blame onto a teammate? I never thought I'd say this, but I expected more of you Barry. Good luck facing the press on this one.
LicenseToPills: hey bud one more thing
bud_is_wiser: Yes?
LicenseToPills: quit being such a dumb honkey